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02 Jun 2025, 1:07 pm

Despite what you may think, I only have two knees.


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02 Jun 2025, 1:09 pm

^ No way! 8O



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02 Jun 2025, 1:18 pm

utterly absurd wrote:
Despite what you may think, I only have two knees.


Make the best of them mate


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02 Jun 2025, 2:45 pm

utterly absurd wrote:
Despite what you may think, I only have two knees.


Prove it.


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02 Jun 2025, 3:10 pm

Ye of little faith.



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02 Jun 2025, 3:12 pm

utterly absurd wrote:
Despite what you may think, I only have two knees.


Dang, I've got loonies, toonies and quarters. You're not really prepared to make change for customers with just toonies. :P


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02 Jun 2025, 4:00 pm

^
If that has to make sense I don't want to be sober.



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02 Jun 2025, 4:01 pm

ToughDiamond wrote:
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If that has to make sense I don't want to be sober.


Toonie = $2 coin
Loonie = $1 coin


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02 Jun 2025, 4:04 pm

Nobody ever put $1 and $2 coins in my change. Are you sure they exist?



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02 Jun 2025, 4:06 pm

Two knees :lol:


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02 Jun 2025, 4:06 pm

DuckHairback wrote:
utterly absurd wrote:
Despite what you may think, I only have two knees.


Prove it.

I couldn't possibly have any more knees because that would be utterly absurd.


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02 Jun 2025, 4:31 pm

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Nobody ever put $1 and $2 coins in my change. Are you sure they exist?


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Yeah, I'm pretty sure. :nerdy:


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02 Jun 2025, 4:31 pm

utterly absurd wrote:
DuckHairback wrote:
utterly absurd wrote:
Despite what you may think, I only have two knees.


Prove it.

I couldn't possibly have any more knees because that would be utterly absurd.


But, you are utterly absurd. :P


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02 Jun 2025, 4:35 pm

Only when I want to be.


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02 Jun 2025, 4:45 pm

What should we call you the rest of the time?


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Just a reminder: under international law, an occupying power has no right of self-defense, and those who are occupied have the right and duty to liberate themselves by any means possible.


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02 Jun 2025, 5:05 pm

^ Three-knees.


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