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15 May 2025, 6:28 am

Two muffins were sitting in an oven.
One turned to the other and said, “Wow, it’s pretty hot in here.”
The other one shouted, “Wow, a talking muffin!”



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22 May 2025, 2:20 am

What's that green and furry thing that can kill someone if it falls from a tree?

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Pool Table


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29 May 2025, 9:57 am

Paddy was working as a trolley man at Asda. "You know, you could aim a bit higher in your career," his wife said. Paddy agreed, and a week later he told her he'd got a new job.
"Excellent, what is it?" she asked.

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"Trolley man at Waitrose."


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29 May 2025, 10:22 am

Tamaya wrote:
Paddy was working as a trolley man at Asda. "You know, you could aim a bit higher in your career," his wife said. Paddy agreed, and a week later he told her he'd got a new job.
"Excellent, what is it?" she asked.
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"Trolley man at Waitrose."


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29 May 2025, 11:09 am

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

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Dam.



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14 Jun 2025, 6:05 pm

I saw a table with some old junk on it outside someone's house. There a sign that said "Free, take whatever you want"

So I took the table.



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19 Jun 2025, 1:52 pm

Walmart is looking at installing dental offices in their superstores that would include an express lane for those with ten or fewer teeth.



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04 Jul 2025, 3:16 pm

What do you call a book about things you should do?

An ought-o-biography.


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04 Jul 2025, 3:19 pm

belijojo wrote:
What's that green and furry thing that can kill someone if it falls from a tree?
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Pool Table


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15 Jul 2025, 1:53 pm

This is my 403rd post, but you are forbidden to read it.


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15 Jul 2025, 1:54 pm

...And that would be my 404th, but it doesn't exist.


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