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17 Jun 2025, 9:39 pm

Stumble around naked at the WP parade.

How many hours of sleep do people need?



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17 Jun 2025, 10:16 pm

30 seconds followed by a coffee binge.

Do pinatas have feelings?


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17 Jun 2025, 10:32 pm

Yes, they're very sensual and silently cry out "more oh more yeah baby that's the spot!" while being wacked with a stick.

What's the best candy to give out at Halloween?



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18 Jun 2025, 5:39 pm

Paid for


If climate change starts happening at a rapid pace, what will be some of the pleasant surprises?


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20 Jun 2025, 4:20 pm

They'll move and start a new life in the lower intestines of a sperm whale.

It is a film about two brothers. One is a dog and the other is a librarian. Love blossoms between a man and a pig. Three swans die. The end.
What is this film's title?


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If my darkness or eccentricity offends you, I don't really care.
I will not apologize for being me.

There is no such thing as perfect. We are beautiful as we are. With all our imperfections, we can do anything.


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20 Jun 2025, 8:29 pm

"A Night At Mar-A-Lago".

Why are zombie movies so popular?



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20 Jun 2025, 8:40 pm

No over-acting. Strong base in reality.

If someone's spaceships keep blowing up, what kind of car should they sell?


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20 Jun 2025, 9:26 pm

You taste the blood. You savour the blood.

How do you get rid of hives?


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21 Jun 2025, 9:31 am

An acid spa oughta do the trick.

What is Pink Sauce made from?


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There is no such thing as perfect. We are beautiful as we are. With all our imperfections, we can do anything.


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21 Jun 2025, 9:36 am

Primary pink. The kind of pink that cannot ever be found by mixing anything that results said pink.
Oh, and -- primary pink is the kind of pink that should not exist in real life.


What does it taste like?


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23 Jun 2025, 3:00 pm

OTC medicine

What role can us folk on The Spectrum fill in preventing war?


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01 Jul 2025, 9:26 am

By dispensing pills that induce stellar sexual prowess to old people who don't have teeth.

Fill in the blank. Wrong answer MUST have two syllables.

I wanna rock and roll all nite,
And _____ every day.


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If my darkness or eccentricity offends you, I don't really care.
I will not apologize for being me.

There is no such thing as perfect. We are beautiful as we are. With all our imperfections, we can do anything.


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03 Jul 2025, 2:43 pm

I wanna rock and roll all nite,
And eat bees every day.

What's the best way to catch a 13-headed cow?


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03 Jul 2025, 2:51 pm

By immobilizing it with 8.8cm Flak anti-aircraft cannon.

You are traveling through Kielce. How would you protect yerself from radioactive pigeons or falling excavators?


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03 Jul 2025, 5:26 pm

By wearing body armor made from pillows.

What mad scientist was named after a state in New England that is Spanish for Maple Syrup?


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I am sick, and in so being I am the healthy one.
If my darkness or eccentricity offends you, I don't really care.
I will not apologize for being me.

There is no such thing as perfect. We are beautiful as we are. With all our imperfections, we can do anything.


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04 Jul 2025, 6:47 am

Dr. Evil

Why are cartoons animated?