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07 Jul 2025, 9:16 pm

Because no one wants to watch things that don't move.

When is the next train to Jupiter?


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08 Jul 2025, 10:41 am

The next train from Miami to Jupiter, FL leaves at 6:30 AM from platform 6 3/8. You're allowed to bring one of three pets; an alligator, a watersnake, or a snapping turtle. And one banjo.

Why is Australia full of creepier than usual spiders?



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10 Jul 2025, 2:23 pm

It's the water. The southern hemisphere has a thing where all the water molecules are upside down. The react differently with living things, but only spiders show it.

Why do some celebrities wear outfits to award events that don't resemble the clothes anyone else wears, including I imaging, when they are just at home, tossing award statues in the garbage?



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12 Jul 2025, 7:29 am

pcgoblin wrote:
It's the water. The southern hemisphere has a thing where all the water molecules are upside down. The react differently with living things, but only spiders show it.

Why do some celebrities wear outfits to award events that don't resemble the clothes anyone else wears, including I imaging, when they are just at home, tossing award statues in the garbage?

(edited so it sort of makes sense.)
Why do some celebrities wear outfits to award events that don't resemble the clothes anyone else wears, including when they are just at home, tossing award statues in the garbage?



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12 Jul 2025, 3:54 pm

Actually, they dress just like the rest of us but they use a different kind of lighting that makes their clothes look different.

Obviously, they use lights that displays spots on everything. What color spots do they choose for different purposes, and why?


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14 Jul 2025, 10:07 am

Caroline20 wrote:
What is 2+2?


Eleventy



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14 Jul 2025, 4:17 pm

How can you tell when a forum has been edited? Eleventy!

If you bought part of Mars, what would you do with it?


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Yesterday, 3:02 pm

This is so tricky. Either I would eat it, or I would travel to the site of the Luner Lander.
Or possibly eleventy.

A guy had a dollar bill, and he asked for change. He received four quarters.
A guy had a quarter, and he asked for change. He received five nickels.
A guy had a nickel and he asked for change. He received five pennies.
How much money is there in exchanged change?



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Yesterday, 6:45 pm

:scratch: Eleventy?

:chin: What will that get you in a Mars Bar?


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Today, 1:25 am

IDK, but Elon Musk will probably be involved in it somehow.

How long does it take the average person to learn how to play a chandelier?