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13 Aug 2026, 9:30 pm

You put two scoops of sugar in a little cup of tea.


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13 Aug 2026, 9:38 pm

I feel like panda tonight, like panda tonight


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14 Aug 2026, 4:51 pm

For those of you that don't understand the joke. The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's f**k and Suck".

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14 Aug 2026, 7:57 pm

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15 Aug 2026, 8:43 am

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15 Aug 2026, 11:59 am

Shoot shoot, bang bang, oh what a disaster it is.


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An adult? I've never been called an adult before… I've been tried as one but never called one!


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My mum called me an adult one time. I brushed it off, because I knew what it would entail in my mum's mind.


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I'm running out of jingles to twist.


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K-e double l-o double g, Kellogg's worst to you.


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