What funny sayings would you wear on a t-shirt?

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Interested to know what you would wear.

I have one that says "made in the 80s" :p

Don't normally like such T-shirts, but I have...
'Why are the pretty ones always insane?' and 'Kiss me I'm single'

I had one that said, "Everything I ever needed to know, I learned from the people trapped in my basement". Somewhere along the way, it came up missing...

"It's not that I'm old. I just prefer the 60s."

saw an excellent t-shirt today with 'phonetic drum solo' followed by a phonetic drum solo.. i'd wear that, was cool as a cucumber dressed as one of the blues brothers

I hate to think so. I mean, they've never laid a hand on the piles of gold and precious gems scattered around down there.

omg! you keep basement people too?

id have 'my other t-shirts are funny'

I've always wanted a DNR teeshirt but of course it would be the first item of clothing cut off me should the need arise.

I have one that says 'Easily Distracted'

I have a bunch on Cafe Press that I want:

I have ADOS Attention Deficit Oooh Shiny!
I don't have ADD I'm perfectly focu...ooh shiny!
ADD it's not just for kids anymore.

And my favorite, because it combines my ADHD distractability with my AS tendancy to over-explain:

ADD/ADHD:
Attention Defict Hyperactivity Disorder is a medical condition, caused by genetic factors that...
Hey! Wanna ride bikes?

"If you hate my cat...you hate me"
"I can has catnip?"
"Where is my mind...oh yeah,in the gutter again"
"I can't do that..I'm a hippie!"

built for comfort and durability

lvl 79 warlock

"ASPIES OF THE WORLD, UNITE! Yeah, right - like we're gonna hold hands."

"The floggings will continue until morale improves."

"Do Not Annoy the Unmedicated Person!"

"IT'S TRUE
everything you THINK you know about me is true. i am an
EVIL, twisted devil-worshipper. i sacrifice kittens and
babies, then dance NAKED, covered in their BLOOD,
around a bonfire, calling upon the great old ones to smite
the blessed and raise the WICKED to immortal
supremacy on earth. plus, your slut of a daughter
GANGBANGS me and my friends on your dinner table in
exchange for CRACK COCAINE. i hate puppies, flowers,
apple pie, mom, and everything american, especially the
PRESIDENT. but, most of all i hate YOU with a murderous
passion you could barely understand with your limited
intellect. everything you FEARED about me is true.

oh, and i know where you live."

(That one is my favorite...)

"Girls are stupid
Throw facts at them"

"Yes i am tall."

"No i don't play basketball."

"No i am not wearing heels."

"The air is cleaner up here."

"How tall am I? Taller then you."



"Yes these are breasts."

"I like cheese."

"Tandem toddler wearing is fun."

"I prefer the meaning of life: Part 2."

"this shirt was custom made."