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20 Feb 2007, 1:28 am

A man leaves his cabin to go hunting for bears.

He starts out heading due south... doesn't see any bears so he starts heading due east. He finally finds and kills a bear and then drags the bear back home; due north.

What color is the bear O.o?


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20 Feb 2007, 1:31 am

White?



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20 Feb 2007, 1:33 am

Brown, polar bears and black bears and grizzleys are too big to drag around.



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20 Feb 2007, 1:37 am

Wow, I think I actually figured this one out. The only way he could get back home by heading due north is if he lived at the north pole,so it would have to be a polar bear.



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20 Feb 2007, 1:53 am

maldoror wrote:
Wow, I think I actually figured this one out. The only way he could get back home by heading due north is if he lived at the north pole,so it would have to be a polar bear.


A polar weighs between 1100-1300lbs, how they hell did he drag the carcass home???



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20 Feb 2007, 1:56 am

Slowly?



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20 Feb 2007, 2:09 am

Maybe he borrowed Santa's sleigh! :D


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20 Feb 2007, 3:06 am

maybe it's 2 colors? like a panda which is white and black



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20 Feb 2007, 3:27 am

maldoror wrote:
White?


dang it! emu's be smart lol

yeah it's a polar bear


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20 Feb 2007, 3:28 am

ahayes wrote:
maldoror wrote:
Wow, I think I actually figured this one out. The only way he could get back home by heading due north is if he lived at the north pole,so it would have to be a polar bear.


A polar weighs between 1100-1300lbs, how they hell did he drag the carcass home???



in itsy bitsy pieces!! !



Anyone else got a riddle???????????

I love em... I'll think of another one... It's late here and i'm sleepy


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20 Feb 2007, 3:56 am

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Uh, this statement is false.

I guess you're probably looking for riddles with an answer to them.



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20 Feb 2007, 3:58 am

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Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Uh, this statement is false.

I guess you're probably looking for riddles with an answer to them.


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20 Feb 2007, 4:28 am

I just found this one online:

There is an island of monks where everyone has either brown eyes or red eyes. Monks who have red eyes are cursed, and are supposed to commit suicide at midnight. However, no one ever talks about what color eyes they have, because the monks have a vow of silence. Also, there are no reflective surfaces on the whole island. Thus, no one knows their own eye color; they can only see the eye colors of other people, and not say anything about them. Life goes on, with brown-eyed monks and red-eyed monks living happily together in peace, and no one ever committing suicide. Then one day a tourist visits the island monastery, and, not knowing that he's not supposed to talk about eyes, he states the observation "At least one of you has red eyes." Having acquired this new information, something dramatic happens among the monks. What happens?



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20 Feb 2007, 4:49 am

maldoror wrote:
I just found this one online:

There is an island of monks where everyone has either brown eyes or red eyes. Monks who have red eyes are cursed, and are supposed to commit suicide at midnight. However, no one ever talks about what color eyes they have, because the monks have a vow of silence. Also, there are no reflective surfaces on the whole island. Thus, no one knows their own eye color; they can only see the eye colors of other people, and not say anything about them. Life goes on, with brown-eyed monks and red-eyed monks living happily together in peace, and no one ever committing suicide. Then one day a tourist visits the island monastery, and, not knowing that he's not supposed to talk about eyes, he states the observation "At least one of you has red eyes." Having acquired this new information, something dramatic happens among the monks. What happens?


the guy who does not see any1 else with red eyes commits suicide.



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20 Feb 2007, 4:41 pm

maldoror wrote:
Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Uh, this statement is false.

I guess you're probably looking for riddles with an answer to them.


uh... i retract my former statement regarding the intelligence of emus!

joking!

lol /hug :P


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20 Feb 2007, 5:39 pm

A plane with 144 on board plus crew, crashes exactly on the border between country x and country y. Where do you bury the survivors?


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