To keep my tree up all through January and when I take it down on Groundhog Day, I'll hope for a good Valentine's Day, St Patrick's, Easter, Mothers Day, Fathers Day, Canada Day and Thanksgiving. I hope to drop more weight because I've had it up to my eyeballs with knee pain and disposable underpants. I also hope to add more colours to my wardrobe in addition to the black, red, yellow and pea green. Perhaps a hoodie in a completely different colour like blue, purple or orange. That way, bullies will never come up to me and say, "So you like green." or "So you like Germany." I could always say to them, "So you like to pick on people with disabilities." If I have 3 or 4 options for outerwear instead of the 2 that I do now and I alternate days, that will keep people wondering who I am from a distance. I also hope to phone my parents every day to let them know how I'm doing.
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The Family Schlager