WrongPlanet ..... The Musical!

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Opening scene ....

Cockney Rebel is driving a routemaster.

She sings ...

"The wheels on the bus go round and round
Round and round
Round and round
The wheels on the bus go round and round ...."

Cockney Rebel exits stage still singing


Alex Plank enters. He is carrying a bowl of cereal. He is singing

"Cranberry Almond Crunch is yum, yum, yum
Yum, yum, yum
Yum, yum, yum
Cranberry Almond Crunch is yum, yum, yum
I eat it all the time ...."

Alex Plank exits the stage

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Someone else write the next scene .......

Helen

I spend most of the time walking randomly through scenes on my tiptoes singing nonsense, occasionally interjecting with random and divergant comments that always sorta miss the point.

My main number will be called "I might not be an Aspie (but I'm definitely strange"

hah that would be great to see

That's a very creative idea. I like it.

Rainstorm5 enters stage left, singing "It's Raining Men,' and is answered by a chorus of boos and a hailstorm of flying tomatoes, to which she ducks and begins to sing, "Nobody Likes Me, Everybody Hates Me 'cause I Eat Worms..."

Spokane walks on stage and sings "Spokane" by Bob Rivers.

batista entters in stage and plays bed of razors by children of bodom [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BFZvokMvtE[/youtube] my playing<-----my mouth is moving coz i need to remember words to keep it on going


real version........>[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoQjcE3YU1E[/youtube]

Damien would sing then entire Wheels on the Bus song over and over then do his 'windscreen wipers' in the fake rain from Rainstorms song.
(Great idea this Helen!! !)

AndersTheAspie gets on stage and challenges the audience to keep up with him as he starts singing the Pi song: http://pi.ytmnd.com/

Excelent idea, but this musical need a plot, any ideas?

WrongPlanet is its plot.

Daniel unknowingly walks onto the stage, and in an argumentative tone, states:

'...all of you are wrong
autism cannot be sung in a simple song
can a life be lived in mere words?
And that! The rarely used vocal chords
of an aspie-see-autie sprung from beyond
and hung from his forgotten tongue
stuck there in midsentence,
the point will never be made
as the only one who holds this gravedigger's spade
is the quiet man from maintenance,
he knows where the [mute] map is strong
and it's out there, beyond.'

Daniel walks off, trailing a point.

I'd sing this;
(it would last about half an hour)
Walking across the sitting-room, I turn the television off.
Sitting beside you, I look into your eyes.
As the sound of motor cars fades in the night time,
I swear I saw your face change, it didn't seem quite right.
... And it's hello babe with your guardian eyes so blue
Hey my baby don't you know our love in true.

Coming closer with our eyes,
a distance falls around our bodies.
Out in the garden, the moon seems very bright,
Six saintly shrouded men move across the lawn slowly.
The seventh walks in front with a cross held high in hand.
... And it's hey babe your supper's waiting for you
Hey my baby don't you know our love is true.

I've been so far from here,
Far from your warm arms.
It's good to feel you again,
It's been a long time. Hasn't it ?

I know a farmer who looks after the farm.
With water clear, he cares for all his harvest.
I know a fireman who looks after the fire.

You, can't you see he's fooled you all.
Yes, he's here again, can't you see he's fooled you all.
Share his peace,
Sign the lease.
He's a supersonic scientist,
He's the guaranteed eternal sanctuary man.
Look, look into my mouth he cries,
And all the children lost down many paths,
I bet my life, you'll walk inside
Hand in hand,
Gland in gland
With a spoonfull of miracle,
He's the guaranteed sanctuary man.
We will rock you, rock you little snake,
We will keep you snug and warm.

Wearing feeling on our faces while our faces took a rest,
We walked across the fields, to see the children of the West
But we saw a host of dark skinned warriors
standing still below the ground,
Waiting for battle.
The fight's begun, they've been released.
Killing foe for peace...bang, band, bang. Bang, bang bang...
And they're giving me a wonderful potion,
'Cos I cannot contain my emotion.
And even though, I'm feeling good,
Something tells me, I'd better activate my prayer capsule.
Today's a day to celebrate, the foe have met their fate.
The order for rejoicing and dancing has come from warlord.

Wandering in the chaos the battle has left,
We climb up the mountain of human flesh,
To a plateau of green grass, and green trees full of life.
A young figure sits still by her pool,
He's been stamped "Human Bacon" by some butchery tool.
(He is you)
Social Security took care of this lad.
We watch in reverence, as Narcissus is turned to a flower.
A flower?

If you go down to Willow Farm,
to look for butterflies, flutterbyes, gutterflies
Open your eyes, it's full of surprise, everyone lies,
like the focks on the rocks,
and the musical box.
Oh, there's Mum & Dad, and good and bad,
and everyone's happy to be here.

There's Winston Churchill dressed in drag,
he used to be a British flag, plastic bag, what a drag.
The frog was a prince, the prince was a brick, the brick
was an egg, and the egg was a bird
Hadn't you heard?
Yes, we're happy as fish, and gorgeous as geese,
and wonderfully clean in the morning.

We've got everything, we're growing everything,
We've got some in
We've got some out
We've got some wild things floating about
Everyone, we're changing everyone,
you name them all,
We've had them here,
And the real stars are still to appear.

ALL CHANGE!

Feel your body melt;
Mum to mud to mad to dad
Dad diddley office, Dad diddley office,
You're all full of ball.

Dad to dam to to dum to mum
Mem diddley washing, Mum diddley washing
You're all full of ball.

Let me hear your lies, we're living up to the eyes.
Ooee-ooee-ooee-oowaa
Momma I want you now.

And as you listen to my voice
To look for hidden doors, tidy floors, more applause.
You've been here all the time,
Like it or not, like what you got,
You're under the soil,
Yes deep in the soil.
So we'll end with a whistle and end with a bang
and all of us fit in our places.

With the guards of Magog, swarming around,
The Pied Piper takes his children underground.
The Dragon's coming out of the sea,
with the shimmering silver head of wisdom looking at me.
He brings down the fire from the skies,
You can tell he's doing well, by the look in human eyes.
You'd better not compromise.
It won't be easy.

666 is no longer alone,
He's getting out the marrow in your back bone,
And the seven trumpets blowing sweet rock and roll,
Gonna blow right down inside your soul.
Pythagoras with the looking-glass, reflecting the full moon,
In blood, he's writing the lyrics of a brand new tune.

And it's hey babe, with your guardian eyes so blue,
Hey my baby, don't you know out love is true,
I've been so far from here,
Far from your loving arms,
Now I'm back again, and baby it's going to work out fine.

Can't you feel our souls ignite
Shedding ever changing colours, in the darkness of the
fading night,
Like the river joins the ocean, as the germ in a seed grows
We have finally been freed to get back home.

There's an angel standing in the sun, and he's crying with a
loud voice,
"This is the supper of the mighty one",
Lord Of Lords,
King of Kings,
Has returned to lead his children home,
To take them to the new Jerusalem.

I get on stage and sing 'Double Decker Bus' by The Count Five, dressed like a bus conductor.

I get on stage cosplaying Abel Nightroad and sing "Vampire Heart" by HIM.

My favorite scene was when the Women's Forum chorus came out dressed like cowgirls and sang, to the tune of "Oklahoma:"


Assssssspergers,
We're so neurologically diverse.
We study minarets,
Unlike Tourette's
We don't need to holler when we curse.

9CatMom, who now has 10 cats, plus a dog, sings "Memory" from Cats and "The Siamese Cat Song" from Lady and the Tramp. ("We are Siamese if you please..."). She is surrounded by all of her pets and is seen feeding and caring for them.

I still think me singing Supper's Ready is the best thing ever