What are some of your favorite sayings?

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Sucking chest wounds are nature's way of telling you to slow down.

The most dangerous thing in the world is a 2nd lieutenant with a map and compass.

Parts that must be put together to work together are always shipped seperately.

Friendly fire, isn't.

Recoiless rifles, aren't.

A combat ready unit has never passed inspection, an inspection ready unit has never passed combat.

If it's stupid and it works, it ain't stupid.

Ding! Ding! A Routemaster

It's my life, I'll post what I want and nobody can stop me, because this site thrives on Democracy. CockneyRebel

It seemed that other people's "normality'' was the road to my insanity
~ Donna Williams

You better watch out
I think she's a guy
I ain't quite sure
But somethin' ain't right
Hillary Clinton's coming to town
(sung to the tune of "Santa Clause is Coming to Town")
~Larry the Cable Guy

"You are dangerous. Now repeat after me You are Dangerous." "You are Dangerous." "No say YOU Are Dangerous." "You are dangerous." "Say I am dangerous" "You are dangerous." "No no. Say I am dangerous" "I am dangerous." Fav movie quote from Dudly Do Right. Now personal quetos I don't know

You've got to accept yourself for who you are - however tough this may be. Being in denial will only hinder you. Acknowledge your syndrome, research it, and remember that anyone who is unkind to you because of your difference isn't worth it in the first place. This easier said than done I know - I'm not completely there yet! Accepting yourself, therefore, is the key to personal success... And, most importantly, be true to yourself, because ultimately, you only have yourself to depend on.
~ Nita Jackson

If you fear nothing, you love nothing. If you love nothing, what joy can there be in life?
-Unknown

I'm rather fond of funny sayings, so a lot of them are from t-shirts.

"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crispy and good with ketchup."

"I'm not suffering from insanity. I'm enjoying every minute of it."

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries." (I still have no idea what elderberries smell like.)

"The voices go click, click, click."

My sig - "If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?" - John Cleese

Cras Iterum Tentavo (latin, "I will try again tomorow")

That and basically everything ever said by Mitch Hedberg: http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Mitch_Hedberg

Here's one of my favorite T shirt quotes. "I've gone to find my self if I come back hit me" or something like that.

I'm multi-talented, I can talk and piss you off at the same time.

The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the betterment of life.
-Henry Ford (1863 - 1947)

There shall be eternal summer in the grateful heart.
~Celia Thaxter (on the box of herb tea i'm drinking)

Pay as much attention to the things that are working positively in your life as you do to those that are giving you trouble.

Rake a big pile of leaves every fall and jump in with someone you love.

Memorize your favorite love poem.

Learn three knock-knock jokes so you will always be ready to entertain children.

Don't let weeds grow around your dreams.

Remember that everyone you meet is afraid of something, and has lost something.

Regardless of the situation, react with class.

Let some things remain mysterious.

~H Jackson Brown, Jr. (more wisdom from the box)