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TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
So that is why your cooking tastes like hay!
babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 88,948Location: UK
Hey, what did you say, Mr Ed?
Put your ear horn in, you'll hear me then.
You won't need one of those. Big ears!
I'm not saying your ears are big, but whenever you go anywhere you need guidance from air traffic control.
I'm not saying your nose is big, but pigeons do like to nest in your nostrils.
You are always getting up peoples' noses.
You like picking other peoples noses and saving their bogies.
You could have picked a better looking nose for yourself!
Oh ha ha, nearly laughing! Do you ever do any work round here?
Stop swearing!
Oh yeah, sozzard! I forgot work's a four letter word in your world.
Sozzard? Do you know how to speak English?
Yeah! Sozzard is English! You need to get with it old man!
Cheeky girl; you are barely out of nappies... or do you still wear them!
No! Did you remember to put you're own teeth in today?