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29 Aug 2011, 2:08 pm

There are substantial health benefits from ingesting large amounts of clorox.



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29 Aug 2011, 2:12 pm

Trigas wrote:
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I didn't laugh this morning.


You never laugh :D


Wrong, I hate laughing.


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29 Aug 2011, 2:13 pm

I am building an atomic bomb in my basement out of chicken wire, m40 fire crackers, two soda cans and some glow-in-the-dark silly putty.



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29 Aug 2011, 2:14 pm

I'm just so wide awake right now.


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29 Aug 2011, 2:25 pm

I have not recently been accused of sexism by another forum member who takes jokes far too seriously.



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29 Aug 2011, 2:28 pm

Chrissy beats orphans with dead cats! :lol:



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29 Aug 2011, 2:29 pm

Jory wrote:
I have not recently been accused of sexism by another forum member who takes jokes far too seriously.


Yeah I read that.. you'll find alot of people don't take that kind of joking too kindly in that forum. :?


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29 Aug 2011, 2:34 pm

I'm off the emotional rollercoaster now.


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29 Aug 2011, 3:06 pm

I never misread Trigas's screen name as "Tigras."



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29 Aug 2011, 3:12 pm

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Chrissy beats orphans with dead cats! :lol:


Trigas steals babies from the poor and hands them out to homeless people in exchange for their dignity and a piece of gum!


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29 Aug 2011, 3:57 pm

chrissyrun wrote:
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Chrissy beats orphans with dead cats! :lol:


Trigas steals babies from the poor and hands them out to homeless people in exchange for their dignity and a piece of gum!


You're speaking so much truth it's amazing!



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29 Aug 2011, 4:25 pm

The moon is made of cheese, the sun is a fried egg, and stars are the marshmallow shapes that you put on cereal. Therefore by eating the sky, we're bound to get nutrition.


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29 Aug 2011, 4:31 pm

Oxygen is a myth perpetrated by the Illuminati to prevent the truth about Phlogiston from reaching the masses.



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29 Aug 2011, 4:37 pm

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Oxygen is a myth perpetrated by the Illuminati to prevent the truth about Phlogiston from reaching the masses.


:lol:

Reminds me of this from Aqua Teen Hunger Force:

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Plaque is a figment of the liberal media and the dental industry to scare you into buying useless appliances and pastes. Now, I've read the arguments on both sides, and I haven't found any evidence yet to support the need to brush your teeth. Ever. I got rid of my teeth at a young age because... I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get 'em.



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29 Aug 2011, 5:08 pm

Trigas wrote:
chrissyrun wrote:
Trigas wrote:
Chrissy beats orphans with dead cats! :lol:


Trigas steals babies from the poor and hands them out to homeless people in exchange for their dignity and a piece of gum!


You're speaking so much truth it's amazing!


I could say differently for you!


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29 Aug 2011, 5:09 pm

chrissyrun wrote:
Trigas wrote:
chrissyrun wrote:
Trigas wrote:
Chrissy beats orphans with dead cats! :lol:


Trigas steals babies from the poor and hands them out to homeless people in exchange for their dignity and a piece of gum!


You're speaking so much truth it's amazing!


I could say differently for you!


You're impossible to get along with! ;)