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31 Aug 2014, 3:05 pm

You've got a basin head hairdo.


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31 Aug 2014, 3:06 pm

Birds nest in your hair.


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31 Aug 2014, 3:07 pm

You wash your hair with bird poo.


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31 Aug 2014, 3:16 pm

The babybirds nesting in your hair supply you with all the shampoo you would ever need.


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31 Aug 2014, 3:18 pm

Tweet Tweet Tweet!

Can you hear them singing? Cloth Ears!


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31 Aug 2014, 3:20 pm

Sorry, you'll have to speak up, it sounds like you are twittering.


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31 Aug 2014, 3:22 pm

You're sounding a bit muffled.

Are you wearing that ball gag again?


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31 Aug 2014, 3:24 pm

Mumphmarphblangblur


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31 Aug 2014, 3:28 pm

Is that what you learned in school?


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31 Aug 2014, 3:33 pm

At least I went to school. :P

(I'm feeling tired and running out of good ways to insult you.)


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31 Aug 2014, 3:35 pm

Same here :D

Goodnight!


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31 Aug 2014, 3:38 pm

Goodnight. :D


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31 Aug 2014, 9:13 pm

Someone saw you wearing shorts yesterday and commented on your blue lace stockings.

You weren't wearing any.

They were varicose veins, old fellow!


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31 Aug 2014, 9:54 pm

You couldn't see anyway, because you'd rather squint than sport bifocals. :P



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01 Sep 2014, 12:49 am

When Certain People are wearing shorts or mini skirts or swimsuits, I prefer to remove my glasses to protect my delicate sensibilities.


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01 Sep 2014, 12:53 am

Do you look worse when you remove your glasses, then?