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babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 96,102Location: UK
Can you get re-entry shields from Specsavers?
Sylkat Veteran
Joined: 2 Sep 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 17,425
Can you promise never to wear a thong in public?
danmac Veteran
Joined: 22 Mar 2010Age: 52Gender: MalePosts: 3,652Location: chi town burbs
can you promise to not promise us anything -missed you all!-
MjrMajorMajor Veteran
Joined: 15 Jan 2012Gender: FemalePosts: 8,814
No promises...
wink wink nudge nudge
Sedentarian Veteran
Joined: 28 Aug 2013Gender: FemalePosts: 6,682Location: Madison, WI
Punch punch kick kick...
plop plop fizz fizz oh what a relief it is.......to block your pathetic hits
So that's how you keep your dentures white and fresh...
EzraS Veteran
Joined: 24 Sep 2013Gender: MalePosts: 27,828Location: Twin Peaks
Your dentures are so old they're made of wood
You were born before the invention of the wheel.
Kiprobalhato Veteran
Joined: 25 Mar 2014Age: 29Gender: FemalePosts: 29,119Location: מתחת לעננים
you cannot remember a time before the internet.
You're lucky to remember pants before heading out the door.
Why? You don't.
do you?
CosmicRuss Veteran
Joined: 30 Apr 2010Age: 160Gender: MalePosts: 6,101Location: Location:Location
Who's you? The lambs mother?
Why've you got a nut shell on your head?