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30 May 2006, 8:51 pm

Then the performed an ancient ceremony on the box. Then when they opened it, out came...



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30 May 2006, 8:52 pm

a giant bird



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30 May 2006, 8:57 pm

They were really puzzled, because this was not supposed to happen, so they put the bird back and tried again.



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30 May 2006, 9:17 pm

then they gangbanged the giant bird



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31 May 2006, 12:33 am

which was really a hologram so the joke was on them. Meanwhile, the real giant bird had stumbled into a quiet neighborhood. The address was simply Sesame Street.


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31 May 2006, 2:25 am

This was obviously a trick done by the RCMP Ninja!



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31 May 2006, 2:29 am

So they went down to Sesame street, gangraped big bird, then shot him/her in the the head, then took turns fukking the hole in big bird's head, while videotaping it.



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31 May 2006, 2:34 am

However the RCMP Ninja KNEW this would happen. They where unaware at the time, but the tape had been stolen for use as black mail material!

(Seriously. You do NOT want to mess with those guys)



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31 May 2006, 2:46 am

so they tracked down the rcmp ninja, took turns sh*****g in his mouth, then took turns having anal sex with him, and making themselves vomit on eachother, and elmo jackked off while he watched.
* (I hope this isn't in bad taste)



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31 May 2006, 2:50 am

The RCMP Ninjas then stepped out from the shadows and waved, before asking why they did such horrible things to their friends. They then looked down, and saw one of their own posse.

Oh those Ninjas, just full of tricks aren't they?



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09 Jun 2006, 4:44 pm

but all of the ninjas died and



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09 Jun 2006, 6:26 pm

then superman came to investigate and then



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09 Jun 2006, 7:19 pm

The giant bird, which had apparently been watching all of this happen, laid an egg...



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09 Jun 2006, 7:59 pm

An alien baby popped out and started to sing and dance.


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10 Jun 2006, 12:42 am

But then it saw all the dead ninjas and had a heart attack!



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10 Jun 2006, 7:18 pm

And the Pirates noticed the Dead Ninjas and started to plunder them.