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20 Oct 2015, 1:09 pm

I want a boyfriend.

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20 Oct 2015, 9:45 pm

I am not wearing cat ears on my head. :cat:

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21 Oct 2015, 2:18 am

I'm always in bed and asleep before 1:00 AM M.T.

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21 Oct 2015, 2:40 am

I'm full.

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25 Oct 2015, 2:39 pm

There are penguins in the North Pole.

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25 Oct 2015, 6:28 pm

I enjoy attending parties.

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27 Oct 2015, 5:00 pm

The sunrise was a bit late this morning as I just couldn't get out of bed.

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28 Oct 2015, 6:16 am

its not my fault!

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28 Oct 2015, 1:01 pm

:heart: I love everybody and everything. :heart:
I think human beings are the most intelligent and superior of all the living species on earth, and I know they are incapable of being evil. Humans never act cruelly towards other humans for things they can't help being, they never bully others just for being different, and they always allow others to be unique and not force them to fit in.

And that absolutely does not make me want to kill everyone. :mrgreen:
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28 Oct 2015, 5:03 pm

I totally believe LostOnEarth35.

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28 Oct 2015, 5:43 pm

I don't believe SciFiCoyote.

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28 Oct 2015, 6:33 pm

I've never touched a Linux machine in my life.

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28 Oct 2015, 7:39 pm

On Sesame Street, everyone is in bed by 7:30 PM, including the adult humans. The only time they stay up past that hour is on New Year's Eve.

Oh sure, they've been shown being up lots of times where it *looks* late at night, especially Bert and Ernie. But that's because they only show them during the the fall and winter when the days are much shorter.

(Well, that *might* actually be true, but it's just a theory of mine)

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28 Oct 2015, 9:44 pm

The United States of Mars was actually founded by George Washington, right before he teraformed Earth. After that, he installed a lot of ovens on Venus.

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29 Oct 2015, 12:03 am

I can fly and make myself invisible whenever I want.

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29 Oct 2015, 1:16 am

she has since withered from my mind.

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