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TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Are you getting hot under the collar again?
DeepHour Veteran
Joined: 1 Jun 2014Gender: MalePosts: 94,386Location: United Kingdom
It's difficult to see your collar!
CosmicRuss Veteran
Joined: 30 Apr 2010Age: 160Gender: MalePosts: 6,101Location: Location:Location
Did you collar all the bargains up Asdas again today?
Whaddya collar bargain? I availed myself of some offers on liquid refreshments....
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babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 96,102Location: UK
That's you, constantly!
Like you constantly trying to get Deep Fried Barm Cakes featured on The Great British Bake Off.
You're a deep fried barmcake!
emtyeye Veteran
Joined: 7 Nov 2010Age: 69Gender: FemalePosts: 1,421Location: Inner space
I bet you eat three week old barm cakes!
You're just balmy.
danmac Veteran
Joined: 22 Mar 2010Age: 52Gender: MalePosts: 3,652Location: chi town burbs
you use butt balm don't you
No! You can't rub it on for me!
it rubs the balm on the bum or else it gets the hose again
it's pretty rude to just stare at me
I'm staring at your rubber hose!