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babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 96,102Location: UK
You smell like an over ripe banana.
TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
That's my aftershave. Cool eh? You smell of channel (a sewage channel)
You smell like eau de toilet. But just the toilet part.
You're so tight, you brush your teeth with your toilet brush.
You don't need to brush yours. You just drop them in bleach every night.
Every night, you drop your teeth into someone's neck.
The last thing that bit you ended up having to go into quarantine.
Sedentarian Veteran
Joined: 28 Aug 2013Gender: FemalePosts: 6,682Location: Madison, WI
You smell like earwax.
MjrMajorMajor Veteran
Joined: 15 Jan 2012Gender: FemalePosts: 8,814
You sniff earwax.
Sylkat Veteran
Joined: 2 Sep 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 17,425
You are so cheap, you save all of your earwax to make candles.
You buy his earwax candles and put them on top of birthday cakes.
Which you specifically request for every year.
What you ask for isn't much better!
Shut up, gob face!
Here, let me light a 'special' candle for you.....
Are you sure you're allowed to play with matches?