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14 Sep 2014, 12:43 pm

:lol:

You smell like an over ripe banana.


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14 Sep 2014, 12:49 pm

That's my aftershave. Cool eh?

You smell of channel (a sewage channel) :P


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14 Sep 2014, 12:50 pm

You smell like eau de toilet. But just the toilet part.


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14 Sep 2014, 12:55 pm

You're so tight, you brush your teeth with your toilet brush.


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14 Sep 2014, 12:56 pm

You don't need to brush yours. You just drop them in bleach every night.


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14 Sep 2014, 12:57 pm

Every night, you drop your teeth into someone's neck. :P


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14 Sep 2014, 1:00 pm

The last thing that bit you ended up having to go into quarantine.


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14 Sep 2014, 5:20 pm

You smell like earwax.


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14 Sep 2014, 9:21 pm

You sniff earwax. :rabbit:



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15 Sep 2014, 9:48 am

You are so cheap, you save all of your earwax to make candles.


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15 Sep 2014, 10:01 am

You buy his earwax candles and put them on top of birthday cakes.


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15 Sep 2014, 10:41 am

Which you specifically request for every year. :P



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15 Sep 2014, 2:47 pm

What you ask for isn't much better!


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15 Sep 2014, 3:39 pm

Shut up, gob face!


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15 Sep 2014, 4:21 pm

Here, let me light a 'special' candle for you.....


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15 Sep 2014, 4:25 pm

Are you sure you're allowed to play with matches?


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