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Rockymtchris
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10 Nov 2015, 3:43 pm

Skilpadde wrote:

Rockymtchris wrote:

EzraS wrote:

The planes in Spain fall mainly in the rain.

The ants in France crawl mainly in your pants.

Two countries I'm never going to visit

Airplanes keep falling on my head, and I've got this horrible itch in my crotch.

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10 Nov 2015, 8:32 pm

Aspergers is the result of hideous experiments performed in the 1940's by the CIA with crossing humans with dolphins. This is why most aspies wear hats in public (to cover up the blow holes in the tops of their heads).

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11 Nov 2015, 2:48 am

Instead of using hats, I keep a cork plugged into the hole at the top of my head, until I happen to blow my top which causes everyone to say I've become uncorked.

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11 Nov 2015, 4:54 am

Rockymtchris wrote:

Skilpadde wrote:

Rockymtchris wrote:

EzraS wrote:

The planes in Spain fall mainly in the rain.

The ants in France crawl mainly in your pants.

Two countries I'm never going to visit

Airplanes keep falling on my head, and I've got this horrible itch in my crotch.

I can just hear Joan Baez now.... "What have they done to the plane".... I guess there are many places I will have to stay clear of....

Kiprobalhato wrote:

Skilpadde wrote:

Rockymtchris wrote:

EzraS wrote:

The planes in Spain fall mainly in the rain.

The ants in France crawl mainly in your pants.

Two countries I'm never going to visit

(the ants are also in norway)

Thank you, I feel so much better now.

Meh, no sweat, the local sandwyrmlings will eat those troublesome ants for me. :mrgreen:

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11 Nov 2015, 6:18 pm

I read every post in this entire thread.

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11 Nov 2015, 6:49 pm

Skilpadde wrote:

Rockymtchris wrote:

Skilpadde wrote:

Rockymtchris wrote:

EzraS wrote:

The planes in Spain fall mainly in the rain.

The ants in France crawl mainly in your pants.

Two countries I'm never going to visit

Airplanes keep falling on my head, and I've got this horrible itch in my crotch.

I can just hear Joan Baez now.... "What have they done to the plane".... I guess there are many places I will have to stay clear of....

Kiprobalhato wrote:

Skilpadde wrote:

Rockymtchris wrote:

EzraS wrote:

The planes in Spain fall mainly in the rain.

The ants in France crawl mainly in your pants.

Two countries I'm never going to visit

(the ants are also in norway)

Thank you, I feel so much better now.

Meh, no sweat, the local sandwyrmlings will eat those troublesome ants for me. :mrgreen:

The ants are my friends!

The ants are blowing in the wind!

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12 Nov 2015, 3:29 am

I still buy and eat a Peter Paul Power House candy bar every day.

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12 Nov 2015, 3:32 am

SciFiCoyote wrote:

I read every post in this entire thread.

i made every post in this thread.

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12 Nov 2015, 12:32 pm

Blowholes on top of our heads, huh? I wasn't even aware I had one until recently because my hair is so thick it covered it up really well. But I was wondering why whenever I was wearing a hat it would fly off every time I sneezed.

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13 Nov 2015, 12:04 am

cool. now i have something to tell people who constantly ask why i wear a beanie and never get a haircut.

..oh god..

ah, AH..

AHH

CHOOOOOO

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13 Nov 2015, 3:17 am

Kip's beanie has just reached the Ionosphere.

Gesundheit!