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18 Jun 2011, 5:40 pm

Well, you bring yourself on Monday, then I'll retaliate soon after! :D


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18 Jun 2011, 5:50 pm

But then you won't be able to retaliate because I would have already started attacking you with my ninja moves.


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18 Jun 2011, 6:05 pm

Ninjawha?? Oh, OOHHHHHHHH............ I'm sorry, I think we might have been talking about two very different things....


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19 Jun 2011, 6:10 am

I thought so. :P


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19 Jun 2011, 6:41 am

[img][800:813]http://www.crackerboxpalace.com/verypurple.jpg[/img]


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19 Jun 2011, 6:45 am

It's a bit overly descriptive. 8O
I'm guessing one of them cheesy mills and boon type books?


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19 Jun 2011, 6:47 am

MONKEY wrote:
It's a bit overly descriptive. 8O
I'm guessing one of them cheesy mills and boon type books?


Just a bit?


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19 Jun 2011, 6:53 am

886 wrote:
MONKEY wrote:
It's a bit overly descriptive. 8O
I'm guessing one of them cheesy mills and boon type books?


Just a bit?


OK, EXTREMELY overly descriptive.


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19 Jun 2011, 7:16 am

MONKEY wrote:
886 wrote:
MONKEY wrote:
It's a bit overly descriptive. 8O
I'm guessing one of them cheesy mills and boon type books?
Just a bit?
OK, EXTREMELY overly descriptive.
Executive summary: "Eee, she were a reet tasty lass!"
Executive executive summary: "Phwoarrr!"

What was that extract from - is it actually for real, or a send-up?


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19 Jun 2011, 7:25 am

Quote:
her thighs were geese

That makes NO SENSE, how can someone have thighs like geese????


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19 Jun 2011, 7:30 am

Maybe they honked when she walked?


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19 Jun 2011, 7:45 am

Well according to that book she's all sorts of bizarre, I can't even create a picture in my head of what she looks like. She also apparently has an arse like a fist.
And the dialogue at the end is terrible, if rabbitears ever spoke like that I'd think he'd lost his marbles.


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19 Jun 2011, 7:50 am

Excuse me guys, I seem to have mis-placed my marbles. I had two which were green, and one blue one, and another which had a red / gold center.

Could you help me find them?


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19 Jun 2011, 7:54 am

Where did you last put them?


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19 Jun 2011, 8:01 am

You are quite beautiful, MONKEY. Your body is halfway between Earth and dream, neither magic nor elemental, neither animal nor spirit. Your eyes are the sound of rain. Your cheekbones and jaw - like chalkbeds and moonlight....



Oh, it's okay. I found my marbles. They were right where I left them.


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19 Jun 2011, 8:09 am

Keep them safe where you'll always find them. We don't want anymore Mills and Boon dialogue! :eew:


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