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29 Aug 2011, 8:55 pm

I am not bored at all. Nope!

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29 Aug 2011, 8:56 pm

I'm in a good mood, and full of energy.

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30 Aug 2011, 3:26 am

has had an appatite for 8 days. It is not weird

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30 Aug 2011, 3:42 am

My website is not popular with spammers :roll:

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30 Aug 2011, 3:45 am

I'm wide awake and excited to be awake.

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30 Aug 2011, 4:26 am

When I woke up I found I was only ¼" thick and draped over the edge of the bed. I am a blanket.

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30 Aug 2011, 4:50 am

I didn't even wake up!

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30 Aug 2011, 4:55 am

I'm actually asleep right now. I internet only when I'm asleep. During the day I fight crime.

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30 Aug 2011, 5:03 am

I didn't just hit my foot on metal very hard.

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30 Aug 2011, 5:38 am

My Hoover bag can hold 17 stoats.

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30 Aug 2011, 7:22 am

I have the most enjoyable task of doing some ironing in a moment. I sincerely hope I let the hot iron fall on the carpet like I did last week as the mark left is so attractive to look at.

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30 Aug 2011, 7:33 am

It's so awesome that I can't sleep the night before my first day at a new job. I'm brimming with excitement about tomorrow.

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