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22 Jan 2019, 7:13 pm

Would really like some Pasta Carbonara.

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23 Jan 2019, 12:26 am

cecilfienkelstien wrote:
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Cleopatra lived closer to the invention of the iPhone than she did to the building of the Great Pyramid.

interesting.


Second.

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23 Jan 2019, 1:34 am

I'm a Sweet Pea. :P


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23 Jan 2019, 1:40 am

ghlap.



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23 Jan 2019, 1:42 am

I'm looking forward to tomorrow. Welfare Wednesday. I wonder what a Welfare Wednesday tree would look like.


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23 Jan 2019, 3:02 am

I gotta redo a few seconds of audio.



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23 Jan 2019, 5:28 am

I want to go to Street bazaar but social anxiety hinders me.



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23 Jan 2019, 6:41 am

I really want this for my birthday. :heart:

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23 Jan 2019, 9:20 am

My name is really Dame Edith Haversham Belevedere Davenport and I live in Stumpwoodshire South Fanny Barks, Boggey End, UK.



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23 Jan 2019, 9:24 am

I would have thought you would be Anna Tolstoyevna Karenina.



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23 Jan 2019, 9:32 am

I'm her partially developed conjoined twin. I'm currently doing a thesis on the secret life of dust bunnies.



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23 Jan 2019, 10:08 am

Lots of snow.


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23 Jan 2019, 12:18 pm

I would like to be one of those guys who doesn't go on pornography b/c of a valid social life. I think, I would like that.



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23 Jan 2019, 12:53 pm

Everyone has a plumbus in their home. First they take the dingle bop and they smooth it out with a bunch of schleem. The schleem is then...repurposed for later batches. They take the dingle bop and they push it through the grumbo, where the fleeb is rubbed against it. It's important that the fleeb is rubbed, becasue the fleeb has all the fleeb juice. Then, a schlami shows up, and he rubs it...and spits on it. They cut the fleeb. There's several hizzards in the way. The blamfs rub against the chumbles, and the...plubis, and grumbo are shaved away. That leaves you with...a regular old plumbus.


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23 Jan 2019, 1:06 pm

I am Jack's overwhelming despair.


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23 Jan 2019, 2:11 pm

Tim_Tex wrote:
Everyone has a plumbus in their home. First they take the dingle bop and they smooth it out with a bunch of schleem. The schleem is then...repurposed for later batches. They take the dingle bop and they push it through the grumbo, where the fleeb is rubbed against it. It's important that the fleeb is rubbed, becasue the fleeb has all the fleeb juice. Then, a schlami shows up, and he rubs it...and spits on it. They cut the fleeb. There's several hizzards in the way. The blamfs rub against the chumbles, and the...plubis, and grumbo are shaved away. That leaves you with...a regular old plumbus.


I think this is what they did to my cast this morning! :D


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