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TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
What's that black spot on your tongue? You been sucking a pen again?
babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 96,102Location: UK
You're a bit nosey aren't you? Baldy!
Says she with the big cold wet nose!
That just means I'm healthy. What does your bald head say about you?
My brain burns so brightly hair doesn't grow. That's my excuse anyway and I'm sticking to it. Anyway... how come you've got hair (fur) all over your entire body?
Because I'm a dog, silly! Woof Woof!!
I've heard people say that you are barking.
You're barking up the wrong tree, old man!
I suppose you are the tree expert as you spend so much time with a leg in the air peeing on them.
Well just you remember that the next time you go hugging them trees.
Sylkat Veteran
Joined: 2 Sep 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 17,425
Poor old fellow is not hugging them, he is trying to climb them, but he is too old to get up the trunk!
Oi! You can keep out of my trunks!
Who'd want to go near your budgie smugglers?
Perhaps some creaky little old lady as arthritic as he is?
You have to use WD40 0n your joints.