Post a blatant lie

Page 68 of 1238 [ 19796 posts ] Go to page Previous 1 ... 65, 66, 67, 68, 69, 70, 71 ... 1238 Next

Previous topic | Next topic

blitzkrieg
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 8 Jun 2011
Age: 37
Gender: Male
Posts: 22,045

30 Aug 2011, 8:59 am

I'm not sitting on a comfortable chair right now.

Cornflake
Administrator

Joined: 30 Oct 2010
Gender: Male
Posts: 73,342
Location: Over there

30 Aug 2011, 9:59 am

I have a chair made from cotton-buds.

_________________
Giraffe: a ruminant with a view.

CosmicRuss
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 30 Apr 2010
Age: 160
Gender: Male
Posts: 6,101
Location: Location:Location

30 Aug 2011, 10:12 am

My chin just fell off because I forgot to keep holding it on to my face.

CockneyRebel
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 17 Jul 2004
Age: 51
Gender: Male
Posts: 121,245
Location: In my own little country

30 Aug 2011, 10:15 am

I hate Routemasters and I love bendy buses. I'm going to buy myself a diecast bendy bus for Chirstmas to go with my bendy bus collection.

_________________
The Family Schlager

Cornflake
Administrator

Joined: 30 Oct 2010
Gender: Male
Posts: 73,342
Location: Over there

30 Aug 2011, 10:22 am

A good coating of gloss paint makes you completely invisible.

_________________
Giraffe: a ruminant with a view.

blitzkrieg
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 8 Jun 2011
Age: 37
Gender: Male
Posts: 22,045

30 Aug 2011, 10:24 am

Matt paint is better at making a person invisible than gloss paint.

Cornflake
Administrator

Joined: 30 Oct 2010
Gender: Male
Posts: 73,342
Location: Over there

30 Aug 2011, 10:28 am

Pencils can be used for abdominal surgery.

_________________
Giraffe: a ruminant with a view.

blitzkrieg
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 8 Jun 2011
Age: 37
Gender: Male
Posts: 22,045

30 Aug 2011, 10:29 am

It is advisable to operate on the abdomen whilst blindfolded.

Cornflake
Administrator

Joined: 30 Oct 2010
Gender: Male
Posts: 73,342
Location: Over there

30 Aug 2011, 10:37 am

I regularly perform open-heart surgery on myself.

_________________
Giraffe: a ruminant with a view.

Trigas
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 13 Jul 2011
Gender: Male
Posts: 4,143

30 Aug 2011, 11:04 am

I'm a train conductor.

TenPencePiece
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 11 Dec 2009
Age: 31
Gender: Male
Posts: 46,009
Location: Greater Manchester, United Kingdom

30 Aug 2011, 11:13 am

I'm a train derailer :twisted:

_________________
I'm always here, all you have to do is ask and you shall receive

Cornflake
Administrator

Joined: 30 Oct 2010
Gender: Male
Posts: 73,342
Location: Over there

30 Aug 2011, 11:41 am

I'm a diesel engine, and keep your hands off my wheels.

_________________
Giraffe: a ruminant with a view.

MakaylaTheAspie
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 21 Jun 2011
Age: 30
Gender: Non-binary
Posts: 14,565
Location: O'er the land of the so-called free and the home of the self-proclaimed brave. (Oregon)

30 Aug 2011, 12:01 pm

I ate something this morning.

_________________
Hi there! Please refer to me as Moss. Unable to change my username to reflect that change. Have a nice day. <3

Cornflake
Administrator

Joined: 30 Oct 2010
Gender: Male
Posts: 73,342
Location: Over there

30 Aug 2011, 12:02 pm

When surprised, cows scream like schoolgirls.

_________________
Giraffe: a ruminant with a view.

blitzkrieg
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 8 Jun 2011
Age: 37
Gender: Male
Posts: 22,045

30 Aug 2011, 12:07 pm

The WP community chat has been super active today.

TeaEarlGreyHot
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 4 Jul 2010
Age: 42
Gender: Female
Posts: 28,982
Location: California

30 Aug 2011, 12:08 pm

I hate the Bloodhound Gang.

_________________
Still looking for that blue jean baby queen, prettiest girl I've ever seen.

Page 68 of 1238 [ 19796 posts ] Go to page Previous 1 ... 65, 66, 67, 68, 69, 70, 71 ... 1238 Next

Jump to:

Post a blatant lie Post Reply New Topic

Post a blatant lie