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23 Dec 2018, 9:31 am

I have to wear a seatbelt or pay a fine but women can terminate pregnancies and the government pays for it.


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24 Dec 2018, 12:14 am

the past tense of wrong is "wrang."



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24 Dec 2018, 1:02 am

I'm hoping to get one of Blabby's defective toy Santas for Christmas


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24 Dec 2018, 1:05 am

mee too :santa:



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24 Dec 2018, 1:10 am

Ever since the movie Thunderpants I've wondered if that's how rockets are really launched


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24 Dec 2018, 1:16 am

are snake's @$$es really hot in the summer?



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24 Dec 2018, 11:24 am

I'm that clever, I can't even think of anything dumb to say, and I will probably think it isn't dumb


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24 Dec 2018, 11:44 am

Snakes in the grass mean that there are roaches in the cupboard.



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24 Dec 2018, 8:10 pm

a he-man is an advanced form of hu-man.



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25 Dec 2018, 5:34 am

Is it ok to open Christmas presents on Christmas day?


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25 Dec 2018, 5:45 pm

it's ok to open your gifts on xmas day but it's even better to open them on your birthday.



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26 Dec 2018, 2:13 am

Is Aunt Blabby really a Bin Laden lookalike?


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26 Dec 2018, 2:21 am

I thought I resembled art carney.



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26 Dec 2018, 2:30 am

What's better, resembling Art Carney or Steven Seagal?


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26 Dec 2018, 2:47 am

I liked art carney a LOT better.



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30 Dec 2018, 11:06 am

Friday got its name because it was originally the day when people would fry food, like fish and chips or hamburgers.