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Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
Yes, I'm going to use them to cure your pruritus
TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
So you want to use your big feet to scratch my ass?
Sylkat Veteran
Joined: 2 Sep 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 17,425
Did not know you even owned a donkey.
No, he has a mule, and puts the blame on it every time he farts!
babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 96,102Location: UK
I can hear you farting from all the way over here!
This thread stinks with all you lot farting none stop.
Whats up? Has someone put the wind up you?
Smelly dog! Needs a bath!
Says the sewer rat!
Sedentarian Veteran
Joined: 28 Aug 2013Gender: FemalePosts: 6,682Location: Madison, WI
You live in the gutter.
You live in Cuckoo Land with the rest of the loonies.
You are next door.
I hope I'm not next door to you. Is that what all the scratching noises are?
You scratching your fleas again?
You'd really suit a comb over. I am itching now actually. I hate you!
Glad to oblige. G'night itchy.