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02 May 2019, 2:23 am

bee ware

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02 May 2019, 2:30 am

What do you call it when a duck is so heavy it makes the ground shake as it waddles? an earth quack.

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02 May 2019, 7:54 am

Sometimes life is not good.

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02 May 2019, 9:16 am

One keeps trying and trying until there's nothing left..

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02 May 2019, 10:29 am

Just yesterday;

Whole central Luzon; 37°C or less heat index
Here; 42°C heat index

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

Whole central Luzon; 85% or so chance of rain
Here; 90% chance of rain.

..eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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02 May 2019, 11:09 am

Don't like bushy eyebrows... I'll get the trimmers out and give them a trim. ZZZZRRRRTTTT.... now I only have one eyebrow... the other will grow back... I hope.

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02 May 2019, 11:13 am

Damned trees. You look very pretty, and I love you for the rest of the year - but enough pollen already! (Sniffle, snuffle.)

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02 May 2019, 11:51 am

uh.. can I hit the button now, that removes all the stupidtrons from the gaming area..?

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02 May 2019, 7:34 pm

if life keeps giving you lemons, find some sweetener somewhere.

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03 May 2019, 10:11 am

Watching Youtube right now.

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03 May 2019, 11:35 am

auntblabby wrote:

if life keeps giving you lemons, find some sweetener somewhere.

When life gives you lemons, put a couple of them in a sock and whoop life until it gives you something better.

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03 May 2019, 12:20 pm

funeralxempire wrote:

auntblabby wrote:

if life keeps giving you lemons, find some sweetener somewhere.

When life gives you lemons, put a couple of them in a sock and whoop life until it gives you something better.

When life gives you lemons, plant the seeds and grow an orchard.

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03 May 2019, 12:27 pm

blazingstar wrote:

funeralxempire wrote:

auntblabby wrote:

if life keeps giving you lemons, find some sweetener somewhere.

When life gives you lemons, put a couple of them in a sock and whoop life until it gives you something better.

When life gives you lemons, plant the seeds and grow an orchard.

When life gives you lemons, get a refund. They have lemon laws you know.

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03 May 2019, 3:25 pm

After Hurricane Katrina, Cuba offered medical aid and Venezuela gasoline plus $5 million.
The U.S. rejected them all.

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03 May 2019, 10:51 pm

my dog is going bald on top. where can i get him a dog toupee?

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03 May 2019, 10:56 pm

jifmam j jasond wrote:

my dog is going bald on top. where can i get him a dog toupee?

Amazon.

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