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Kiprobalhato Veteran
Joined: 25 Mar 2014Age: 29Gender: FemalePosts: 29,119Location: מתחת לעננים
well duh. you clearly are not as familiar with dog breath as he supposedly is.
Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
Well you obviously haven't sniffed dog's butt ever!
Sylkat Veteran
Joined: 2 Sep 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 17,425
You were supposed to say something rude, not something that indicates sensible behavior.
Well you haven't been any better in that regard either you exceedingly flowery dormouse!
MjrMajorMajor Veteran
Joined: 15 Jan 2012Gender: FemalePosts: 8,816
There's a reason Sylkat is nestled among flowers. For our sakes, you should try the same...
You should spray your butt with deodorant!
You may be the love child of Pikachu and ALF, but that doesn't give you license to stick your snout there.
Love child of Pikachu and Alf You Missy watch your tone, or I might stick something more than a snout!
danmac Veteran
Joined: 22 Mar 2010Age: 52Gender: MalePosts: 3,652Location: chi town burbs
not love child, your their hate child!
You have six pairs of nostrils growing on each of your elbows!
Sedentarian Veteran
Joined: 28 Aug 2013Gender: FemalePosts: 6,682Location: Madison, WI
You smell like a mixture of rotten eggs and vomit.
you secrete marmite from your thick eyebrows.
You comb your hair with Marmite.
DeepHour Veteran
Joined: 1 Jun 2014Gender: MalePosts: 94,386Location: United Kingdom
You fantasize about being a marmite-addicted marmot.
babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 96,102Location: UK
You fantasise about being a dog.
You fantasise about marrying a dog.