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MjrMajorMajor Veteran
Joined: 15 Jan 2012Gender: FemalePosts: 8,814
You secretly desire to be a football goalpost one day...
Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
You secretly desire to be someone's cotton swab!
You've been there, done that.
You secretly desire to be a toilet brush!
I think you're just reading off of your own bucket list now.
Peacesells Veteran
Joined: 20 Sep 2014Age: 34Gender: MalePosts: 1,915Location: Anzio, Italy
Look at your eyebrows!
Those sunglasses are hiding your unibrow, aren't they?
what is there stuck between your teeth, spinach?
babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 96,102Location: UK
You've got no teeth!
Sedentarian Veteran
Joined: 28 Aug 2013Gender: FemalePosts: 6,682Location: Madison, WI
Are you a rat in disguise as a person?
Lillikoi Veteran
Joined: 22 Jul 2013Gender: Non-binaryPosts: 11,797Location: The Mid-West-East-South.
Are you a person disguised as a rat?
EzraS Veteran
Joined: 24 Sep 2013Gender: MalePosts: 27,828Location: Twin Peaks
What planet are you from?
How many pairs of limbs are growing on your nose? I can't verify the exact number.
Sylkat Veteran
Joined: 2 Sep 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 17,425
Go comb your face.
There are better ways of catching a fly than by opening your mouth wide and climbing a flower you know
danmac Veteran
Joined: 22 Mar 2010Age: 52Gender: MalePosts: 3,652Location: chi town burbs
your moderator skills are very moderate?