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02 Oct 2014, 3:58 am

You stink like bat poop!



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02 Oct 2014, 4:42 am

You like sniffing bat poop.


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02 Oct 2014, 4:55 am

You like eating bat poop! 8O



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02 Oct 2014, 10:26 am

You add bat poop to your chili.


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02 Oct 2014, 10:44 am

you have your chili with snail eyes.


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02 Oct 2014, 10:49 am

You watch snail and slug porn daily! 8O



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02 Oct 2014, 11:01 am

you leave a slimy snail trail everywhere you go!


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02 Oct 2014, 11:14 am

You have slug masseuse!



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02 Oct 2014, 12:30 pm

Dear Boo,

Did you know that some spas actually offer 'Snail Facials'?

Snails are placed on the victim's, er, client's face, and they slide around all over said face, leaving the trail of glistening gloop, which the spa owners say will have some effect other than nausea and panic attacks.

I do not concur.


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02 Oct 2014, 1:52 pm

:lmao:

Your mother in law is a snail!



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02 Oct 2014, 4:15 pm

You're sister is a slug!


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02 Oct 2014, 7:57 pm

Your mama.



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02 Oct 2014, 11:13 pm

youer'are mother was a llama.


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03 Oct 2014, 6:05 am

Judging by those stripes, the grammar police have already done their job. 8)



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03 Oct 2014, 6:28 am

You're a Mongolian undercover spy wearing orange banana suit!



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03 Oct 2014, 9:08 am

? which happens to be made of fur? Look who?s talking! :P


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