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Nydcat
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28 Aug 2019, 7:54 pm

I can guess with about 50% accuracy the gender of gender anonymous posters.

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28 Aug 2019, 8:03 pm

When you block someone's number on an iPhone, they can still leave you a voice mail.

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28 Aug 2019, 8:09 pm

In school, we were so well trained to put our hands up, if the teacher said "Hands up who's not here!" about half the class would put their hands up. I saw this happen when a teacher played a joke on the class.

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28 Aug 2019, 9:24 pm

I really wish swimming at the gym wasn't so cold. Cold getting into the pool, cold getting out of the pool, cold coming out of the room the pool is in, initial cold jet of water from the shower before it warms up, cold getting out of the shower... so much cold!

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28 Aug 2019, 9:41 pm

I've been walking a lot since high school... Walking to miles to places almost everyday. So for about a decade now.

But how come.. I never got a sprained ankle?
Yet, instead, I got a lot of broken footwear.
Several of which instantly got it's parts broken as soon as I made a misstep that should've sprained one's ankle.

My balance remains excellent though.

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29 Aug 2019, 2:36 am

why are humans the only ones who wipe?

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29 Aug 2019, 5:55 am

I hate that hard work hardly works. Literally hard work means nothing in this world if you're born incompetent. So it's best not to care about anything.

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29 Aug 2019, 6:05 am

AprilR wrote:

I hate that hard work hardly works. Literally hard work means nothing in this world if you're born incompetent. So it's best not to care about anything.

furthermore, i hate that there are barking ableists who castigate us daily for this life experience.

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29 Aug 2019, 6:09 am

auntblabby wrote:

AprilR wrote:

I hate that hard work hardly works. Literally hard work means nothing in this world if you're born incompetent. So it's best not to care about anything.

furthermore, i hate that there are barking ableists who castigate us daily for this life experience.

Exactly this!

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29 Aug 2019, 7:07 am

auntblabby wrote:

which lizard is THE lizard?

Do a little lizard dance or do the hermit crab

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29 Aug 2019, 7:21 am

auntblabby wrote:

why are humans the only ones who wipe?

Because we have opposable thumbs.

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29 Aug 2019, 7:39 am

Trueno wrote:

auntblabby wrote:

why are humans the only ones who wipe?

Because we have opposable thumbs.

ok, i'll accept that.

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29 Aug 2019, 9:03 am

Hot Sunny day.

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29 Aug 2019, 9:09 am

Hard work, without knowledge of the subject, doesn't work. All you succeed in doing is frustrating yourself.

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30 Aug 2019, 12:28 am

It's only fair to warn I was born with a set of horns
and metaphors attached to my damn umbilical cord.
Warlord of rap that'll bash you with a two-by-four board,
and smash into your Honda Accord with a four-door Ford.

:lol:

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30 Aug 2019, 9:02 am

I am having trouble thinking.

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