I confess that while upside down on my back working on my car I forgot which direction was counterclockwise. The result was a crushed and punctured oil filter that I was attempting to remove. After 20 minutes of trying to get the thing loose by turning the wrong way, I was scared to think I was going to have to have my car towed to a shop to get it off, since it no longer had any oil and the filter was leaking. Finally, it dawned on me that I just might be turning the wrong way, so I got back under the car and, sure enough, it started to move. But now that the oil filter was collapsing on itself, it took me a long time to get it off even though I was turning it the right way.

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