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Sylkat Veteran
Joined: 2 Sep 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 17,425
You are looking for sense in THIS thread?? Oh, please.
DeepHour Veteran
Joined: 1 Jun 2014Gender: MalePosts: 94,386Location: United Kingdom
You're not exactly a repository of sense a lot of the time, are you?
Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
Spending an hour with you is so deep, like stepping into a tar and sinking
danmac Veteran
Joined: 22 Mar 2010Age: 52Gender: MalePosts: 3,652Location: chi town burbs
sink away Booy the view would be so much better w/ out you in it!
I'll take you with me while sinking, danm or should I say Poopface?
Kiprobalhato Veteran
Joined: 25 Mar 2014Age: 29Gender: FemalePosts: 29,119Location: מתחת לעננים
you have a breath like charybdis.
You have a breath like Komodo dragon!
you are the definition of garlic breath
You grow garlic in your belly button!
MjrMajorMajor Veteran
Joined: 15 Jan 2012Gender: FemalePosts: 8,814
You need a weed whacker to find yours.
you don't have one. you were harvested from a rhizome.
You fart through your nose!
Sedentarian Veteran
Joined: 28 Aug 2013Gender: FemalePosts: 6,682Location: Madison, WI
And you fart through your mouth.
you don't fart, rather it seeps thru your skin. just an endless permeable foul stream
your breath burned down the white house. and the reichstag. and san francisco.
And yours caused the conflagration that incinerated Chicago.