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Kiprobalhato
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16 Oct 2014, 1:16 am

ah, i remember when i was 14 and less than a half...wait. no, i DON'T want to!! ! 8O

(i remember when i was 14 and over a half, those were the days, man...)


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16 Oct 2014, 4:10 am

You remember when you were less than fourteen.......

Inches tall!

Because you are really an Aye-aye!


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16 Oct 2014, 7:03 am

You burp through your ears!



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16 Oct 2014, 7:44 am

You catch them in yours. :jester:



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16 Oct 2014, 7:51 am

:lol:

You reek of over-beaked beans! :P



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16 Oct 2014, 8:51 am

It's rude to whisper.



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16 Oct 2014, 8:53 am

Knee whisperer! :P



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16 Oct 2014, 9:30 am

You're yellow.



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16 Oct 2014, 9:36 am

You're grey! :P



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16 Oct 2014, 10:32 am

whatever is left of your hair is grey!


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16 Oct 2014, 11:24 am

:lol:


You have a beer belly! :P



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16 Oct 2014, 11:27 am

your belly has a conscious face on it. and you like to play it as if it were a snare drum!


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16 Oct 2014, 11:32 am

You're wearing a toupee on your beer belly! :P



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16 Oct 2014, 3:57 pm

I thought a beer belly was a good thing. In my opinion it is.


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16 Oct 2014, 4:15 pm

...why, do you have one?

do you draw faces on it?


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16 Oct 2014, 8:01 pm

Your face sags under the weight of mascara you put on before leaving the house.