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Dear kevinjh, You are such an optimist, that's why everyone enjoys your posts!
I, however, don't think that either the ducks or the geese WANT to be trained; they seem content, orbiting Earth, befouling the ozone layer, and honking and quacking loud enough to upset four customarily stolid elephants.....

Sylkat

Ten, I have too at times in this chatroom. But it's probably more of this because I often at these posts.
kevinjh, you should try to train these ducks or geese because you would be well suited for such a task.

Well of course!

Dear zzmondo, Excellent idea! He never did get his illegally-imported Banshee to listen to a word he said, so maybe he'll fare better with avians!

Sylkat

and it's smiles all round!

To Ten,
So does that mean kevinjh's Banshee is flying around on it's own?

Yes. Recently, the death rate has increased from around 1:1.

I conjure a whistle and attempt to train the animals, failing on Animal Handling by a margin of one.

Did you know that magma is !!FUN!! ?

Kevinjh told us that the Banshee is living downtown with the local homeless population, where, according to him, she fits right in; shrieking Gaelic epithets, crouching on roofs, seems it's pretty typical behavior for the group.

Sylkat

There never was a banshee. You must have been seeing unusually large pigeons.

Facts:
(4) You are NOT a munchkin if you can kill an orc in one round.
You MAY be a munchkin if you can kill a tribe of orcs in one round.
You ARE a munchkin if you can kill Orcus in one round.

Now, now, don't get crazy with custom cores. We don't want rogue cores running -- er, floating around all over the place, do we?

Right, Kevinjh!
So many pigeons curse in Gaelic, fly on raggedy batwings, and point bony, talon-tipped fingers at passers-by, and screech 'Sure, and you'll be next to meet The Reaper!'......

Sylkat

I know, right?

I will build a shelter to protect us from the space birds! *gathers materials*

That's a nice shiny bald head you have there, Albirea