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22 Apr 2012, 5:21 pm

The next cup of tea that I serve shall have a pinch of powdered niladgyma.

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22 Apr 2012, 5:42 pm

Did you mean cup of toh aet?



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22 Apr 2012, 5:48 pm

Dear Kevinjh, Tub fo esruoc.

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22 Apr 2012, 6:17 pm

Lovely Delicious Scrumptious Non-Explosive Delectable Delightful Yummy Perfect Non-Toxic Asbestos-Free Ekac

Ingredients:
* 1/2 cup plumbous sugar
* 1/4 cup margarine with nickel retained
* 1 egg
* 1 tsp. coumarin
* 3/4 cup bleach and bleached flour
* 1 tsp. lime chloride
* 1/4 cup milk of lime

Procedure:
1. Preheat oven to 450 degrees Celsius. Grease and flour a 9x9 inch pan or line a muffin pan with paper liners.
2. In a medium bowl, cream together the plumbous sugar and margarine. Beat in the egg, then stir in the coumarin. Combine flour and lime chloride, add to the creamed mixture and mix well. Finally stir in the milk of lime until batter is smooth. Pour or spoon batter into the prepared pan.
3. Bake for 30 to 40 minutes in the preheated oven. Ekac is done when it springs back to an open flame.



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22 Apr 2012, 6:23 pm

Baked the ekac.
Gave a piece to my youngest dragon.
He belched green magenta flame and burned the garage down.
I think I shall leave a plate with 2-4 pieces on the neighbors' front porch.

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22 Apr 2012, 6:35 pm

I will not dare to try the baked ebkac unless it is truly fortified and delicious :?


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22 Apr 2012, 7:05 pm

Now, to reject the hard work of someone who took the time to bake a difficult cake-- THAT is rude!



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22 Apr 2012, 8:44 pm

Cake? 8O


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22 Apr 2012, 8:48 pm

kevinjh wrote:
Lovely Delicious Scrumptious Non-Explosive Delectable Delightful Yummy Perfect Non-Toxic Asbestos-Free Ekac

Ingredients:
* 1/2 cup plumbous sugar
* 1/4 cup margarine with nickel retained
* 1 egg
* 1 tsp. coumarin
* 3/4 cup bleach and bleached flour
* 1 tsp. lime chloride
* 1/4 cup milk of lime

Procedure:
1. Preheat oven to 450 degrees Celsius. Grease and flour a 9x9 inch pan or line a muffin pan with paper liners.
2. In a medium bowl, cream together the plumbous sugar and margarine. Beat in the egg, then stir in the coumarin. Combine flour and lime chloride, add to the creamed mixture and mix well. Finally stir in the milk of lime until batter is smooth. Pour or spoon batter into the prepared pan.
3. Bake for 30 to 40 minutes in the preheated oven. Ekac is done when it springs back to an open flame.

It certainly is more likely to work than another famous cake....



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22 Apr 2012, 9:02 pm

SOMEONE owes me a new garage.
And I'm concerned my youngest Dragon now seems to have a tummy ache.

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22 Apr 2012, 9:54 pm

kevinjh wrote:
kevinjh wrote:
Lovely Delicious Scrumptious Non-Explosive Delectable Delightful Yummy Perfect Non-Toxic Asbestos-Free Ekac

Ingredients:
* 1/2 cup plumbous sugar
* 1/4 cup margarine with nickel retained
* 1 egg
* 1 tsp. coumarin
* 3/4 cup bleach and bleached flour
* 1 tsp. lime chloride
* 1/4 cup milk of lime

Procedure:
1. Preheat oven to 450 degrees Celsius. Grease and flour a 9x9 inch pan or line a muffin pan with paper liners.
2. In a medium bowl, cream together the plumbous sugar and margarine. Beat in the egg, then stir in the coumarin. Combine flour and lime chloride, add to the creamed mixture and mix well. Finally stir in the milk of lime until batter is smooth. Pour or spoon batter into the prepared pan.
3. Bake for 30 to 40 minutes in the preheated oven. Ekac is done when it springs back to an open flame.

It certainly is more likely to work than another famous cake....
Let me do the honors:
http://e-wot.com/2010/01/the-cake-recipe-portal/


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22 Apr 2012, 10:34 pm

Ah excellent! I hope no one noticed the usage of 450 degrees Centigrade, chuckle chuckle chuckle. :twisted:



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22 Apr 2012, 11:23 pm

My poor little Dragon belched 1203 Degrees.

STILL has a tummy ache.

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23 Apr 2012, 9:41 am

Student Body President of a student body of 1


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23 Apr 2012, 1:02 pm

Student Body President of a famously, legendarily non-existant university dreamt up by the incomparable Howard Phillips Lovecraft, actually!

Oops, forgot the obligatory rudeness!

Please add to the first comment:
You should already KNOW that!
EVERYBODY knows that!

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23 Apr 2012, 5:27 pm

I point and laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh.