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06 Jan 2019, 2:01 am

Are the North and South Poles located in Poland?



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06 Jan 2019, 2:04 am

why isn't there a west and an east pole?



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06 Jan 2019, 2:13 am

Is it cruel to slaughter animals alive?



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06 Jan 2019, 3:13 am

no more cruel than eating them alive, I suppose.



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06 Jan 2019, 4:11 am

What is the simplest way of writing 1 = 1?



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06 Jan 2019, 8:44 pm

1:1?



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07 Jan 2019, 5:14 pm

Why do we need to shower/bathe?


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07 Jan 2019, 7:14 pm

They say you can be whatever you want to be. So why can't I be a fairy? Or a mermaid? Or a unicorn? Or a fairymermicorn?

That's a pretty good idea for a cartoon. The best traits of fairies, mermaids and unicorns all in one creature. I'll have to draw a picture of it later. :D



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07 Jan 2019, 7:57 pm

fu!ck it


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07 Jan 2019, 11:45 pm

if we withheld from the toilet our daily dookie, would be really eventually be full of dookie?



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08 Jan 2019, 8:57 am

What is the point of douching?


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09 Jan 2019, 12:40 am

what's the douche of pointing?



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10 Jan 2019, 6:12 am

auntblabby wrote:
what's the douche of pointing?


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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10 Jan 2019, 6:49 am

If I eat a sponge, will it clean my stomach?



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10 Jan 2019, 6:53 am

If I run before jumping off my roof and flap my arms like wings, will I fly?


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10 Jan 2019, 10:17 am

New Year, New Me (Unlikely, but I can do something every day to improve myself. There are many opportunities for new beginnings throughout the year).