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MjrMajorMajor
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26 Oct 2014, 6:22 am

The aperture is more narrow than it appears. :tongue:



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26 Oct 2014, 6:26 am

*Pokes head around doorway*
Hey! I heard that!
May GLaDOS have mercy upon thee.


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26 Oct 2014, 6:43 am

GLaDOS shows mercy to no one.

Therefore, you are being sarcastic.

Therefore, you must be punished.

Therefore thou art sentenced to watch a Miley Cyrus concert.


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26 Oct 2014, 7:03 am

Don't make me make you euthanise your faithful companion cube...


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26 Oct 2014, 7:12 am

Your 'Faithful Companion Cube' is just a sugar cube, so toss it in a cup of hot tea and drink it.


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26 Oct 2014, 7:51 am

Sugar cubes? Everyone knows sugar is best put into tea via a spoon!


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26 Oct 2014, 8:25 am

Ah, youthful innocence... Sugar belongs inside a fermenter of course.:shameonyou:



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26 Oct 2014, 8:28 am

I automatically know 50 times more about tea than half of the you guys because I'm British. :D


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26 Oct 2014, 8:33 am

The Chinese may beg to differ. :chin:



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26 Oct 2014, 8:38 am

All of you are too nice to be on this thread. You should just step back and see how a REAL rude person does it! 8)


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26 Oct 2014, 9:35 am

...... ok!

where? i for one am begging for defilement. :P


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26 Oct 2014, 9:53 am

Kiprobalhato wrote:
...... ok!

where? i for one am begging for defilement. :P


No way! If I say anything bad about you you might send that terrifying icon of yours to come and get me! And I'm too young to be eaten...


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26 Oct 2014, 11:19 am

but that is the best time eat humans, when they are young :twisted:


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26 Oct 2014, 11:21 am

I'm incredibly hesitant to ask how you came upon that information...


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26 Oct 2014, 11:45 am

And who are you anyway? You post too much in this thread, and that's incredibly rude!


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26 Oct 2014, 11:48 am

"We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.?


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