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EzraS Veteran
Joined: 24 Sep 2013Gender: MalePosts: 27,828Location: Twin Peaks
How rude of you to talk with whatever the heck that thing is
Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
You look like a barnacle!
Kiprobalhato Veteran
Joined: 25 Mar 2014Age: 29Gender: FemalePosts: 29,119Location: מתחת לעננים
your face is covered in barnacles from sleeping with the fishes for so long.
Your mother is a barnacle!
your mother made you in a lab, you were raised from a petri dish sample and fed pure phosphorus!
You fart pure phosphorus!
your farts make the world go round, literally!
Your farts seem to be causing the death of the stars, now as we speak!
babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 96,102Location: UK
You are a fart!
You're hairier than my grandma!
Sedentarian Veteran
Joined: 28 Aug 2013Gender: FemalePosts: 6,682Location: Madison, WI
You have dog breath.
James_Ladrang Snowy Owl
Joined: 17 Sep 2014Age: 69Gender: MalePosts: 156Location: UK of GB & NI
I like your Halloween outfit.
you seem to have put yours together with duct tape and staples. don't trip over the tape.
Sylkat Veteran
Joined: 2 Sep 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 17,425
PLEASE buy your avatar some mouthwash!
Please use some mouthwash yourself.
MjrMajorMajor Veteran
Joined: 15 Jan 2012Gender: FemalePosts: 8,814
Your avatar could be Cousin It next Halloween.