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elfaoife
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01 Nov 2014, 7:01 am

I fart in your general direction!

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

:lol:

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01 Nov 2014, 7:38 am

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper!

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01 Nov 2014, 9:53 am

Well here he almost found a topic that suits him....anyway, you reek like leek stew!

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01 Nov 2014, 10:49 am

you sleep on a bed of mossy leeks.

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01 Nov 2014, 10:55 am

:lol:

You use leeks to clean your ears!

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01 Nov 2014, 11:01 am

you have an entire national forest growing out of your filthy ears! you should clean them if you can afford leeks.

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01 Nov 2014, 11:19 am

Is that your best shot? I can slam a door harder than that!

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01 Nov 2014, 11:30 am

is that why your hands are orange and all inflamed?

or is that your udder?

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01 Nov 2014, 11:36 am

YOUR udder on the other hand, grow underneath your armpit! Two per each armpit

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01 Nov 2014, 12:10 pm