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02 Nov 2014, 3:04 pm

You dribble so much that whenever you leave home, a flood warning is issued to the town!


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02 Nov 2014, 4:25 pm

your hair smells like marmite.


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02 Nov 2014, 4:26 pm

You can't spell.



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02 Nov 2014, 5:11 pm

got it.


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02 Nov 2014, 7:55 pm

You took a trip to South America.

You fell into the Amazon River.

A Piranha bit you.

He threw up.


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02 Nov 2014, 10:58 pm

Sylkat's rude postings

Remind me of haiku if

Syllables don't count


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03 Nov 2014, 7:24 pm

You try very, very hard but you can't succeed.


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03 Nov 2014, 8:14 pm

You suck seed far too often. That probably accounts for the strange growth from your head. :lol:



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03 Nov 2014, 9:16 pm

Oh, my....you seem very familiar with those symptoms... :lol:



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04 Nov 2014, 3:43 am

You remind me of a teacher no one likes



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04 Nov 2014, 7:39 am

That's because that teacher took away your spitballs. :clown:



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04 Nov 2014, 4:44 pm

One does not simply get away with throwing spitballs.


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04 Nov 2014, 5:36 pm

one does not simply get away with lame may-mays.


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04 Nov 2014, 7:26 pm

Have you forgotten it?s November, which is half a year away from May, either way?


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04 Nov 2014, 8:45 pm

Let's hope that's an accidental series of rhyming words, rather than something you actually contrived, forgoide's sake! :lol:



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04 Nov 2014, 10:01 pm

Matisse called, and he wants his pallet back. :geek: