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GlaDOS, what is the net rotation and in which axis should you turn ninety degrees yaw left, ninety degrees pitch up, ninety degrees yaw right, and ninety degrees roll right?

GLaDOS: CRITICAL ERROR: I AM NOT ABLE TO TURN NINETY DEGREES UP. BUT IF I WERE TO FOLLOW YOUR DIRECTIONS, THE NET ROTATION WOULD BE NINETY DEGREES TO MY RIGHT. ALSO, MY NAME ACRONYM IS SPELLED WITH A CAPITAL L. FAILURE TO SPELL MY NAME ACRONYM WITH A CAPITAL L WILL RESULT IN AN UNSATISFACTORY MARK ON YOUR TEST REPORT, FOLLOWED BY DEATH.

Hmmm, maybe we should unplug the Morality Core and clean it thoroughly first.

On a side note, GLaDOS said that while her Morality Core was still attached.

My new custom Wheatley gryff!


(sigh) Y'all are getting tired of Portal, aren't you... Sorry about the last few days...

Dear Albirea, That griffin is so dignified-looking; is he really as goofy as Wheatley?

Sylkat

Good Afternoon--Albirea,Sylkat,Identity,Kyle,kevinjh,Emma and everyone else..

Not much to really say at this moment except, that there is possibilities of job opportunities though, I'm confirm that next week.. Well, sincerely I'm not sure what else to say here in this thread therefore, I'll simply remain remain quiet..

Prof I got distracted by your avatar!

Hello all!

Here's the recipe for the chocolate cake from Portal! I challenge someone to make it.

1 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.
1 can prepared coconut pecan frosting.
3/4 cup vegetable oil.
4 large eggs.
1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.
3/4 cups butter or margarine.
1&2/3 cups granulated sugar.
2 cups all purpose flour.
Don't forget garnishes such as:
Fish shaped crackers.
Fish shaped candies.
Fish shaped solid waste,
Fish shaped dirt.
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
Pull and peel licorice.
Fish shaped volatile organic compounds
and sediment shaped sediment.
Candy coated peanut butter pieces, Shaped like fish.
1 cup lemon juice.
Alpha resins.
Unsaturated polyester resin.
Fiberglass surface resins.
And volatile malted milk impoundments.
9 large egg yolks.
12 medium geosynthetic membranes.
1 cup granulated sugar.
An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands'.
2 cups rhubarb, sliced.
2/3 cups granulated rhubarb.
1 tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.
1 teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.
3 tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
1 large rhubarb.
1 cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
2 tablespoons rhubarb juice.
Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
Slaughter electric needle injector.
Cordless electric needle injector.
Injector needle driver.
Injector needle gun.
Cranial caps.
And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals. That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.

Dude!

Dudess

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Cake?