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Sylkat Veteran
Joined: 2 Sep 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 17,425
You need to remove that collar and put it on a Korean dictator.
Kiprobalhato Veteran
Joined: 25 Mar 2014Age: 29Gender: FemalePosts: 29,119Location: מתחת לעננים
you bear the likeness of oliver cromwell on your knees, warts and all.
Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
You bearded Jew!
i don't have my magnifying glass...did someone hear something?
I might bite your beard, if you can't see me
MjrMajorMajor Veteran
Joined: 15 Jan 2012Gender: FemalePosts: 8,814
Are you coughing up hairballs again? Now we know why...
one day we're going to tie you to a dinghy and launch you to those stormy seas in your avatar.
envirozentinel Forum Moderator
Joined: 16 Sep 2012Gender: MalePosts: 17,226Location: Keshron, Super-Zakhyria
Your mouth is too big. Stuff a blanket in it!
You look like you still use your baby blanket!
you look like you were just weaned from the bottle. you sound like it too..
You sound like you've swallowed a porcupine!
Sedentarian Veteran
Joined: 28 Aug 2013Gender: FemalePosts: 6,682Location: Madison, WI
You take bites of cake, but spit them out because you're obsessed with calorie restriction.
You follow the Chew Chew diet, to the point that your teeth are worn nubs.
you can't afford Teeth?, so you chew your food by hand.
At least I don't swallow it whole, after waiting for something to wander in my gaping maw....
James_Ladrang Snowy Owl
Joined: 17 Sep 2014Age: 69Gender: MalePosts: 156Location: UK of GB & NI
That's ripe - coming from someone whose blue box is big enough to swallow whole herds of monsters!