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uncle sam's army made me do too GD many pushups. i was fit, though. my age group had to do 50 to pass.

I once came upon the concept of "Word Salad", but having no previous experience with this type of cuisine, I found myself - to capitalize on the inherent potential in language for extravagant verbosity - in an etymological vertigo of some sorts, yet further ruminations - and the passage of seventeen seconds - led me to contemplate the nature of linguistics juxtaposed with the nature of leafy greens in a heroic attempt to integrate such semantically divergent entities into a coherent whole, only to be thwarted by the sudden recollection of actual extant cuisine undergoing unintended excess carbonization within the confines of a cuisine temperature-preparation device strategically located in inside my estate's domestic cuisine-storage facility, prompting yours truly to engage in hasty anti-thermal - and ultimately futile - countermeasures to salvage the remnants of the ontological cuisine, even as my expediated departure from the immediate environs towards said storage facility gravely jeopardized the structural integrity of any intervening physical objects, and the bitter lesson learned from this Herculean contemplation is that you shouldn't overcook your dinner.

I need to go for a walk.

Hi all! Got something pretty random... been locked up by mother in a psych clinic (for no reason, really), bored af, just remembered that listening to How Can I Go On (Freddie Mercury & Montserrat Caballe) on repeat is an awesome way to spend my time, so I´ve been doing that for over an hour now

Edit: btw, I miss my autistic friends sooooo much!! ! Feel free to PM me
Edit2: They wont allow any social media but I just thought about Wrong Planet and Yay!! !

When I was on a bus earlier today, I found $100 on a seat across from me.

I took it, but will visit a bank tomorrow to determine if the amount (in $50 bills) is real or fake.

Cockroaches smell like Fecal soy sauce and In the lliad Helen basically told Aphrodite that if she cares for Paris so much to become mortal and be his wife which is pretty cool I think.

"it's a cookbook!"

To remind me of joyful and unholy things..

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Lose more time here - Updates at least once a week.

I thought of a satirical news headline:

40 dead in stampede after coughing passerby plunges town into panic

Lots of bad drivers.