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I haven't been called a Yugoslav for a veeeery long time! You incredibly dirty prisoner from Azkaban.

a very long time ago.....weren't you Aleksandar I. Karađorđević's right hand man?

no, you cleaned up his horses poo, my bad.

wow, where did you dig him up? You extra stylish book worm with extra large nostrils

i dug him up from your basement, it's a mess. like your acne ridden face with no nostrils.
(so you breathe by mouth. manually.)

and you need a fertiliser in order to stop your pores from getting so clogged you skin erupts like a vulcano

you must have not received adequate fertilizer back when you were a small sprout. i can't see much difference....

You on the other hand are sprouting all over! there seem to be a 15 of you all coming out of one, hairy, bearded, root!

why are you bent on insisting that everything of me is bearded? why

don't lose sleep over the fact you'll never ever grow one like mine, but hey at least there's magic markers.

ok, let me kneel down really really low and may you repeat that please, Fists of Fury?

You even have bearded feet!

your beard meanwhile, grows from your back. you bust your wallet on shampoo for that travesty.

You think you scare me with using such a bearded speech, with your bearded tongue?

know what?
i have just no time for punch-happy little croats. can't stand em.

i'm out.

goodnight dingbat! don't freeze to death from your lack of a warm beard.

You just save those bugs for snacks anyway.