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16 Jul 2006, 10:58 am

What is a question??

Why can't cows fly?

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16 Jul 2006, 11:41 am

Because Levitation is a level 7 spell, and most cows are only level 4.

What would a black albino look like?

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16 Jul 2006, 12:17 pm

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why does the world need ice cream (we DO need it)

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16 Jul 2006, 12:36 pm

We need something to put our cherries on top of.

Why does the world need cherries? (oo, I loove cherries. Fresh cherries, frozen cherries... I love 'em all.)

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16 Jul 2006, 1:05 pm

well did you ever hear the expression the world is a bowl of cherries?

what makes a duck quack?

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16 Jul 2006, 1:07 pm

they quack to complain. ducks have a lot to complain about

why do birds need to fly

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16 Jul 2006, 3:29 pm

So they can make a quick get-away when they $hit on your car!

Why do people watch "reality" T.V. ??

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16 Jul 2006, 3:42 pm

because their lives are so boring and they need to watch someone do somthing stupid for enjoyment

why do pictures need frames

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16 Jul 2006, 3:52 pm

So they don't get bent

Why do flies exist?

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16 Jul 2006, 4:02 pm

because they are fun to watch

how do cameras record stuff

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16 Jul 2006, 7:36 pm

There's a m***et inside that draws everything!

Who wrote Shakespear's plays?

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16 Jul 2006, 11:24 pm

A. The Bard of Avon

Q. Oh, what next?

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17 Jul 2006, 3:05 am

Tomorrow!

Why do people drool?

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17 Jul 2006, 7:24 am

Because the Marquis de Sade is sitting in the front row sucking on a lemon.

How many chocolate donuts can one aspie eat?

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17 Jul 2006, 9:00 am

AS many as he/she can fit on fingers and toes

Whatever happened to those Kabluey lollies you could buy in primary school?
They were candy with bubblegum in the middle and they would make your whole mouth turn blue

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17 Jul 2006, 10:31 am

Like cyclamates, they got pulled off the market as carcinogens.

Why did Einstein ask, "Why is the sky blue?"

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