The corrupted wish game

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Granted, you discover that no such thing exists.

I wish that all weapons were legal

granted... but you are the first to be killed


i wish i lived in a snowglobe

Granted, but it becomes your prison for all eternity.

I wish that I had absolute power

Absolute power has corrupted you absolutely. You go to jail.

I wish the rape charges against me were dropped.

......granted.............................. but now your up for murder...

i wish i were a faster runner

Granted, but the ghost of Steve Prefontaine demands your soul in return.

I wish Tennessee would beat Florida tonight.

granted.... but you will loose next time and all the times after that

i wish i were a better coook

Granted, you now have kitchen flambe.

I wish my mommy would not dress me up in a dainty pink dress.

They are so new they don't even exist yet.

I wish I knew what to do with the dead hobo in my trunk.

The hobo is not dead and he stabs you in the heart and steals your wallet.

I wish I was the handsomest man in the world.

Granted, but you are gay.

I wish there was something on TV tonight.

..

Granted, and now people hate you for being a greedy skunk who gives things and then takes them back. Shame on you.

I wish whiteskunk was nicer.

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Granted, your corpse gets blown there after someone blows you up with a nuclear missile.

I wish I knew which Animaniac that was on whiteskunk's avatar.