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Western Union Money Transfer

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Thursday, October 6, 2011 3:02 PM
Western Union Money Transfer

Dear Customer,

I write to inform you that we have already sent you $5,000.00 US Dollars
through Western union as we have been given the mandate to transfer your
full benefited sum of $300,000.00USD via our office here (Western Union)
by the United Nations in conjunction with the Nigeria Government as a
compensation to those who are victim of scam mails from Nigeria.

The money is available for pick up but cannot be cash due to security
reasons, The money which was deposited for transfer to you by one Mr.
Victor Perez from United Nations in conjunction with the Nigeria
Government as a compensation payment of all scam victim is available for
pick up by receiver (you), but you cannot cash the money sent to you due
to its restriction from our head office in UK, and this is for security
reason because the money has been in the air for three days now and maybe
in danger. Hence, the MTCN has to be reactivated to enable you cash out
the money in any western union office in your area, the reactivation of
the MTCN will cost you a token of $225 US Dollars, once this is paid, our
head office will release the fund on hold to enable you cash it. To be
sure of this is real please log on to www.westernunion.com and click on
track to check the status of the money.

MTCN: 8222623510
Sender's First Name: Ozekwe
Sender's Last Name: Lawrence
Question: Faith
Answer: In God
Amount: $5,000.00USD

With due respect please get back to us urgently after tracking the money
online so that we can provide you on how to send the $225 to us for the
reactivation of the MTCN.

Thanks
Best Regards
Rev. Bernard Churchill
Western Union Money Transfer

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Ronald Wood

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Thursday, October 6, 2011 6:53 PM
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