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One-Winged-Angel wrote:
Garlicism=The correct religion
Mustardism=Satanic cult
Mustardism=Satanic cult
Tabasco not mentioned yet? Where does it fit in. Made in Loiusiana?
I think the KKK douse wooden crosses with the stuff to get them to burn.
01 Oct 2006, 7:05 pm
BazzaMcKenzie wrote:
One-Winged-Angel wrote:
Garlicism=The correct religion
Mustardism=Satanic cult
Mustardism=Satanic cult
Tabasco not mentioned yet? Where does it fit in. Made in Loiusiana?
I think the KKK douse wooden crosses with the stuff to get them to burn.
Wahahahahaha!
Finally, another contender....
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01 Oct 2006, 7:23 pm
BazzaMcKenzie wrote:
One-Winged-Angel wrote:
Garlicism=The correct religion
Mustardism=Satanic cult
Mustardism=Satanic cult
Tabasco not mentioned yet? Where does it fit in. Made in Loiusiana?
I think the KKK douse wooden crosses with the stuff to get them to burn.
No Garlic has no problem with Tabasco or any other hot pepper products. The problem
Garlic has is people handing their souls to false gods.
I got mad today some young punk in a yellow shirt and a cute little bow tie knocked on
my door with free mustard samples. I got in his face with my strong Garlic breath and told him to get his false religion a$$ out of my yard.
Garlic Bless America
01 Oct 2006, 7:39 pm
TheMachine1 wrote:
BazzaMcKenzie wrote:
One-Winged-Angel wrote:
Garlicism=The correct religion
Mustardism=Satanic cult
Mustardism=Satanic cult
Tabasco not mentioned yet? Where does it fit in. Made in Loiusiana?
I think the KKK douse wooden crosses with the stuff to get them to burn.
No Garlic has no problem with Tabasco or any other hot pepper products. The problem
Garlic has is people handing their souls to false gods.
I got mad today some young punk in a yellow shirt and a cute little bow tie knocked on
my door with free mustard samples. I got in his face with my strong Garlic breath and told him to get his false religion a$$ out of my yard.
Garlic Bless America
I can't stand door-to-door proselytisers.
I have a (fake) cannon next to the doors called "Holy s**t".
After all, that's what they greet it with when they see it upon me opening the door, along with me (with a wide grin on my face) lighting the fuse. I'll get a real one, just in case TheMachine1 or OWA come around with their Garlic bible. And I'll get my own personal Dalek for the more persistent and pragmatic preachers of pretty perfidious and proctological pathological petty proselytization.
To be quite honest, I am a condiment agnostic, as I prefer several paths to culinary enlightenment, although mustard is off the menu, as is tabasco. And garlic only on garlic bread. I use fries salt, BBQ sauce, tomato sauce, and Herbamare, and enjoy mild curries. Some condiments, I hate more strongly than others.
01 Oct 2006, 7:45 pm
TheMachine1 wrote:
BazzaMcKenzie wrote:
One-Winged-Angel wrote:
Garlicism=The correct religion
Mustardism=Satanic cult
Mustardism=Satanic cult
Tabasco not mentioned yet? Where does it fit in. Made in Loiusiana?
I think the KKK douse wooden crosses with the stuff to get them to burn.
No Garlic has no problem with Tabasco or any other hot pepper products. The problem
Garlic has is people handing their souls to false gods.
I think you are right. Chilli is the true spice. Those worshipping mustard are worshipping a false spice.
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02 Oct 2006, 7:10 pm
Are there Canadians posting here? I like Canadians, but there is one thing bothering me....
In "The Whole Nine Yards" movie with Bruce Willis, Canadians are always putting mayonaise on hamburgers. Even when specifically asked not to. Is that true? Do you put mayonaise on hamburgers?
Surely if the Church of Mustard (and its offshoot Tabasco) is the true church, then mayonaise is surely the spiritual equivalent to the anti-christ. 
02 Oct 2006, 7:58 pm
BazzaMcKenzie wrote:
Are there Canadians posting here? I like Canadians, but there is one thing bothering me....
In "The Whole Nine Yards" movie with Bruce Willis, Canadians are always putting mayonaise on hamburgers. Even when specifically asked not to. Is that true? Do you put mayonaise on hamburgers?
Surely if the Church of Mustard (and its offshoot Tabasco) is the true church, then mayonaise is surely the spiritual equivalent to the anti-christ.
In "The Whole Nine Yards" movie with Bruce Willis, Canadians are always putting mayonaise on hamburgers. Even when specifically asked not to. Is that true? Do you put mayonaise on hamburgers?
Surely if the Church of Mustard (and its offshoot Tabasco) is the true church, then mayonaise is surely the spiritual equivalent to the anti-christ.
You'd hate the Dutch then. According to a conversation in "Pulp Fiction", they drown fries in mayo.
Which reminds me, what's white, fattening, Chinese and communist?
Chairman Mayo. Nyuk nyuk nyuk.
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