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17 Nov 2006, 11:36 pm

you're a crazed hippie


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17 Nov 2006, 11:47 pm

I love your eyes—but only with ketchup.



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17 Nov 2006, 11:48 pm

Enigmatic likes his mom's eyes with ketchup.


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18 Nov 2006, 5:15 am

Enough sawdust between the ears to bed an elephant.


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18 Nov 2006, 6:25 am

werbert wrote:
en_una_isla wrote:
Werbert is the bert half of bert and ernie from the Wer Dimension.

Actually, I like Bert.

en una isla never calls her mother.

Who is Bert? :?


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18 Nov 2006, 6:26 am

MrMark wrote:
Enough sawdust between the ears to bed an elephant.

Wouldn't know if a tram was up his bum until the bell rang and the people got out.


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18 Nov 2006, 6:38 am

Has a bird's-eye view, and a brain to match.


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18 Nov 2006, 6:40 am

couldn't work in an iron lung


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18 Nov 2006, 6:45 am

Has a personality all his own. No one else wanted it.


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18 Nov 2006, 11:04 am

His train of thought was derailed.


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18 Nov 2006, 12:14 pm

You sir, are the very embodiment of a strange growth on a cow's udder.



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18 Nov 2006, 7:51 pm

His body is rejecting him.


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18 Nov 2006, 8:18 pm

Your nasal hair speaks volumes concerning the Isle of Wight.



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18 Nov 2006, 9:49 pm

Your nasal hair speaks volumes about the need for set of clippers



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18 Nov 2006, 10:11 pm

My, Dr. Phil! What a big stomach you have!



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18 Nov 2006, 10:55 pm

Routemasters fill my soul with gangrene.